Ain't Too Proud To Chat..

Well. That’ll get you by.

 

wondering what happened with the cats. there was puffs of fur in the hall, like they was fighting but I didnt hear anything . weird.

 

most days its plenty...don't tell my doctor....going for the bump up to 11 soon so I can have a bigger legal grow....

horizontal time....

ms Kelly be careful with that cute picture in your avatar....you will be getting dick pictures pm'd to you....and not from desirable dudes either.... creepshow ones......don't let them ruin this site for you...it happened before a bunch of times

 

Too funny! I got a bunch of dick pictures this morning shortly after registering.
The poor guy was banned shortly after. Quite impressive actually.

 

all I get are the nuts..

 

His dick was impressive or getting banned was impressive?

I put down all dicks. I will find something wrong with it.

 

it looked like mine

 

Damn. I knew I didn’t phrase that correctly. Both actually were impressive.
Quick action by mods, and if you’re going to send a dick pic, it should be like that. Fit, and well groomed !

 

You can really notice the difference between a porn dick and the average person's dick lol. Most porn dicks are aesthetically pleasing, unless they're bending weird which I know is common. But then guys send you their stuff here and it's just so eww. If that's what I've got to look forward too, if I ever try a male, Irm is getting paid!

Like what? You want to put that thing inside me? Ohhh hell no!

 

I’m actually transgender. So, im familiar with penises. Mine looks beautiful! It’s also just a little bigger than his was. Lol

 

Oh I'd be definitely telling him that.

 

So did Asmo get a response to user name change and if we can change user names?

 

I wanna see..

 

Oh! Let me just send a picture....

Funny Orison.

 

LOLOLOL!!!

You don't feel the bend when its in.

 

Rofl.

I literally have nothing to say to that.

 

t-girl mandy mitchell shes got a weird looking penis.

 

Full tripping balls here. I just smoked a couple bowls, resting in a nice hot bath and I hear this rock music like good old fashion garage druggo head banging music. And I'm bopping my head a bit. Miss comes in to get something and I ask who's playing the rock music. She pauses and says "I can hear the television.. . and.. I can hear the washing machine.
So I'm like, the washing machine. You crazy! But it was the washing machine. And I swear this washing machine, to the ears high as a kite, that was the most metal washing cycle I have ever heard, it wrote bass riffs like no other.

If I found out my Motorhead shirt was in the pile of black shirts I threw in there, Lemmy poltergeisted my washing machine cycle, and he rocked that shit.

 

RabbitSphinx he been a bit ears down this morning. Maybe he's sick. Or tired. Or maybe just rabbit life. Or he's grumpy we blocked his new way into behind the couch.

 

lynn thought she got away clean from her penis comment....

physics will tell you that a rapid in and out with a really curved Johnson will increase the girth felt by the receiver....that's a guess as i was blessed with a straight arrow and girth has never been a problem