Yadda Yadda Chatta

I'm watching Castaway with my parents who never seen it yet.

They really like it so far (as I expected)

 

They're sure to have a good sleep then.
Because that movies a snoozefest.

WILSOOOOOON

 

Maybe that's what I'm aiming at...Muhahah!

 

It wasn't too bad but once he gets off the island it's pretty shit, turns into a love film and the whore got remarries and gave up on him and everything. Ugh.

 

New Turkish Pizza place opened in town used to be a tapas rest ! we were walking past tonight and looked in , the guy shouted us to come on in and have a look round so we did , then he insisted on making us a pizza free to try
twas lovely so we are going to go in there for breakfast in the morning check it out properly !

 

You know something is wrong, when the Turks attempt pizza.

I know they do their pizza bread, but a pizza pizza? get outta here!

 

Turkish pizza... for breakfast.




Okay?

 

With Beer !

 

I saw crazier breakfasts Enjoy!

There's something wrong with a lot of Turks anyway. It makes Turkish pizza look normal :-D

 

We go to a Turkish food place occasionally but it isn't really much different to other food.. Well, maybe not what we get which is just veges and lamb or chicken skewers on the rice. It's expensive too. But there's always lots of left overs.

 

Look at my winter grown hydro tomatoes.
So yummy looking.

 

I love tomatoes on a sandwich with ham

 

winter matoes are hard.

 

i once worked with a turk...his name was nor....he told us he masturbated 10 times a day....he was a bit strange and smelled of his food but he was a hard worker...i got along good with him

it could be...maybe after y story

 

Got the dentists in 10 hours and here I am drinking ! oh well

 

The people on the other side of my living room wall are Turkish..

They are the noisiest people I've ever known, and they don't care!

So tonight the 3 year old shouts, screams, kicks the wall like crazy..


So they put their music on really loud! Ok so they are drowning out the brats screams... Well what about me? I can't hear myself think... Then my little one comes in, waving the latest cd at me..

Put it on I say... Jees tonight is my punishment for what I don't know!

So I just been colouring in for an hour... It's all too much..lol

Oh and the wee men arrive on Sunday for a week.. now we are talking! Those wee men are fun!

 

the wedding story.....
that poor girl will never forgive me...or her family.......it has a huge England connection....huge

i will tell the story in a few posts...ive told it on hip before



..........we all hung out through high school and into our twenties...half a dozen girls all friends with us various boyfriends....one of the girls, Brenda, went to England one summer after high school...there she met her first cousin- for the first time......they fell in love and came back to Canada.....wedding date set

so to set this up you must understand only one family was at the wedding because she married her uncles kid...it was one last name at the reception

and us....a table of 8 stoner friends she grew up with including my wife. her sister and my brother in law...the 4 of us did everything together...i was very close with my bro in law....

and we were drinking .....................tbc
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.some back ground...my brother in law, wayne, was a local drug dealer ut higher up than e...i bought much dope from him....hr ws a trouble maker....could drink for days....coke, pills,,anything....one of his faves was novahistex dh...a prescription cough syrup...he is now dead....riddled with cancer.......we were close...together all the time...concerts together etc....one time he made it to a concert in Toronto in 8 minutes in his delta 88 on a highway that normally yook 20 minutes....we flew

so the wedding reception was in the basement of a fancy steakhouse on a 4 lane main road through our town......we were drinking and partying and my brother in law starts up with the ''kissing cousins'' cracks at our table.....i guess someone heard because about 10 pm we were getting ready to leave...plastered but our wives weren't drunk..

the girls tell us they are heading upstairs to pull our car around the front door and we should make our way up there and meet them....they leave....we finish our drinks and head upstairs...unbeknownst to us half a dozen cousins are following us upstairs one of whom will become significant soon lol

so i trip halfway up the stairs and the guys following us start to laugh...that's when we saw we were being followed by this unruly and drunken mob....my brother in llaw says something like ''whats so funny asshole'' or words to that effect...by this time we are at the top of the stares and these guys are surrounding us....we manage to get out the doors where there was cars all parked close to the doors that you had to walk inbetween to get to the driveway

inbetween these cars these guys start really getting in our face but no punches or anything yet...... we are standing beside a 72 Camaro...canary yello...very shiny...obvious show car and someones pride and joy..

all of sudden one dude says ''hey guys can we get away from my car''?

and my brother in law says ''what?..this car?'' and he points to the Camaro

buddy says ''yes that's my car''

before anyone could blink my brother in law........tbc

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my brother in law kicks the side view mirror clean off the car....all of us watched as the side view mirror spiralled up into the air .....seemed like it was moving in slow motion as it peaked and came back down squarely on the hood of the car making a good sized dent before it bounced into the parking lot

before i knew what was happening a couple guys tackle wayne and they spill out into the parking lot where i lose sight of them.....
someone grabs me from behind pinning my arms while another guy...the biggest guy..hits me......i don't know what to do so like in the movies....and i tell you people it really was like the movies.... i kick him square in the nuts as hard as i could.....well i guess he was a tough mother fucker because he did not even blink...he just smiled at me and said in the thickest brogue i ever heard ''ya picked the wrrrrrong guy to kick there laddy''....and he commenced a pummelling...

i'm now on the ground and someone..never found out who...tears buddy off me and gets in between us as he hauls me to me to my feet........
as all this i happening, our wives, remember our wives?...they now come around the corner in my wife's cougar and pull up close to the melee...old cougar...big tank with a 351 Cleveland..
so the girls jump up and since wayne is brawling they both run to that fight and leave the drivers door of the car wide open....buddy who had separated me from being killed is still trying to stop them from getting me and is kind of blocking them back between the cars as he then pushes me into the drivers seat and slams the door...he yells ''get the fuck out of here'' as i lock the door.....but at the same time one of these angry cousins yells '' ''the other side'' and runs around the front of the car

but....i had already floored the gas pedal by then only the tires hadnt caught traction....but they did catch traction...they caught perfectly for me to hit buddy square with the center of the front of my car......

i watch as he hits the window and disappears from sight as i am speeding away but he came back into sight a second later only this time it was in my rear view mirror as he fell back to earth and hit the ground like a big sack of shit.....

to be continued

 

ME: So I have a slight interest in basketball.
HER: A slight interest? You retired Paul Pierce's jersey in our living room for God's sake!
ME: That's only because you wouldn't let me hang it in the bedroom.