Masturbating over Celebrities

I'm just not impressed by celebs. I can't think of a single one I'd want to fuck,but I can go to the market and see 5 or 6 guys anytime I'd like to lay. I guess I like REAL people. Celebs, eh, too phony for me!

 

kristen stewart

 

definitely christina aguilera. mostly the dirrty clip. that g-string and tiny skirt is so naughty.

 

Mary Louise Parker yes!

Emma Roberts, JLH, Courtney Cox, Angelina Jolie (since her 30's), Kim Basinger, Emma Stone, Kat Dennings, Avril Lavigne, Kylie Minogue, Kristen Bell, Nicole Kidman, iCarly girls, Dakota Fanning, and Kate Hudson on Red Carpet and in Skeleton Key (not in her romcoms..)

Lately given in to Taylor Swift even though I don't like her much and her popularity is annoying. I still find myself looking at her Red Carpet pictures and stroking. I blame my friend he talks about her all the time in our masturbation talks.

 

i do

 

Nothing against this girl. But I honestly don't see her appeal personally.

 

Me too. I personally believe they cast her in twilight purposefully to make the fangirls extra into and obsessed with the male leads jacob and edward, because most average girls would believe that in makeup and dressed up they could compete with the looks of bella. Thereby making their crushes of the guys even more amplified and "competitive" based.

 

Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives (2004)
Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct
Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan

 

I've never been one to masturbate to celebrities...

Call me crazy, but I've always been one to masturbate to real girls I could reach out and touch... Like the chick from the supermarket, my nephew's wife... My brother's ex wife... etc etc...

 

Nicole Kidman!

Love watching Michelle Jenneke sexy dancing track star.

 

Oh alright... I guess Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider, and any other movie!

Oh... And hmmm... Let me see.. I'm sure there's gotta be another celebrity that breaks the rule... Well, chicks from cell phone ads and beer commercials... They're always hot... LOL...

Crap... How could I have forgotten!

Halle berry! Definitely Halle Berry!

 

Very rarely do I think of a celebrity when masturbating, usually I think of women I've been with or have met otherwise.

 

Same here... But I dug deep and found some celebrities I have masturbated to... Or at least been turned on by.... :afro:

 

Haven't tried it but I think I will now!! Thanks!

 

I am not that good at math but here is an equation that I understand REALLY well!

Cameron Diaz + fleshlight = wild and crazy explosive orgasm!!!!!!!!!

 

aguilera, britney, the young girl from bridge to terrabithia, hermoine, avril.

 

David cross. I'm attracted to guys that make me laugh..

 

Imagined giving Eva a good anal today with it. The actual O wasn't that good for certain reasons... but that certainly wasn't her fault

 

next time I think twice about posting in a thread, I'm gonna just go ahead and *not* post....
:ack2:
uke:
shoulda stayed outta this one

 

did david cross send you dick pics?