The Italian Wedgie

wedgie [ wej-ee ] noun

Informal. the condition of having one's underpants or other clothing uncomfortably stuck between the buttocks.

We've all had it happen at one point or another. Well, except, perhaps, for the nudists.



I remember seeing it on the menu of a summer concession stand. The bread was pizza dough, but the ingredients could vary. It had one of the most disgusting sounding names when considering what visions come to mind when the term wedgie is mentioned.

I used to see it on the menu during the summertime. Mind you, I did not grow up at a time when folks used anything other than bread to make a sandwich. No pita. No lavash. No tortillas. Can't say that I would ever eat one if it were offered. Just thinking one of those random thoughts that came to mind.