Maybe I'm Just Retaining Water

I'm sure there are gals who read these rants of mine from time to time. I'm looking at my love-handles and thinking to myself, "Peanut butter and jelly on whole wheat couldn't possibly be the culprit here. It must be water retention." So I make sure that during these days of oppressive heat I manage to scarf down a few potato chips. With the consumption of half a dozen of these salt laden treats I must be holding onto liters and liters and liters of water that are just depositing themselves all over my interstitial tissue.
Yes, ladies, guys think about these things too !