Diary of a Fat Guy Nudist

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So it begins. New guy here, so there goes the neighborhood ! I'm married 28 years and, for medical reasons,
I can't have sex with my wife, SUCKS ! We can do things, but it's not the same. NEVER cheated, but find myself VERY curious about men these days. Not so much a relationship, just their fun parts ! So these days, it's weed, porn, jack off. ( chaturbate mostly ) Don't always have 420, but I ALWAYS have something to play with, almost every day. LOL My idea of a good time these days. Oh well.
Thing is, I've suffered from severe depression and social anxiety all my life so my sex drive hasn't been that great, HOWEVER...I've come a LONG way in my recovery, so basically I'm horny ALL the time now, but I can't have sex with my wife. She had a back operation with resulting nerve damage, so it doesn't feel good to her for me to even touch her down there, let alone oral, and I LOVE doing that ! The vagina is the most amazing, most beautiful thing ever created, and I can't do a thing about it ! HELL for me, being both incredibly horny and incredibly oral ! I LOVE eating out !

Need I mention being a nudist ? About 15 years now. Been naked with hundreds of people, and it was GREAT ! Nude at home whenever possible, but it's not possible as much as I like due to my living arrangements. If it were possible, I'd NEVER wear clothes ! Would LOVE to try posing as a life drawing model. Nude, of coarse.
If you think that's all I care about, it's not, just horny all the time. Aviation nerd, amateur poet, RC Heli, flight sim. USAF Vet. I served in SAC during the Cold War. KC135 A Crew Chief. Minot AFB N Dakota.

Here's a poem fer ya' !
It's entitled:

Creepy Crawl

Oh how they squirmsy
'ind eyes less bright,
'cuz oh how they keep
us awake at night,

such creepy crawl
ugly insidious things,
these three a.m
homicide, chopping
head thoughts,

cahootsing like bugs
with brain eating
thugs, that dig their
way into your skull

ears that
heard them go in-

'Cuz they're just so
LOUD, and damnit
it 'urts like HELL,

like screamin' guitars
with big booming amps,
tympanums imploding,

while big ugly beetles
with nasty fat arms,
ring caterwaul bells
in that gusty ole' well,

'ere you went to go
for a sweet cool drink,
and down into stinkin'
ole' HELL, you fell,

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