granted, but the 'something' is shovelling horse poop while being leered at by a pervy old man i wish i had some money, or a job to earn money
Granted, but the only "job" you will get is to be a "rent boy" for some really ugly old and kinky perverts. (Yes, I'm one Yank who knows a bit of UK slang!) I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted. But Dolphin is the only language on Earth that has a word for what you want. I wish I knew how to dance.
Granted, but you will break your ankle so badly that you'll be on crutches for the rest of your life. I wish I had a hot sexy lover with a really good attitude. (FYI, I'm bi.)
Bam. He's at your door. But MJ is more into younger "men" than yourself.... Wish I had more Captain and Coke...
Granted. You just drank yourself into the mother of all hangovers. BTW, MJ is ugly as piss anyway. I wish I had the power to rub out any idiot I want with just a thought.
granted. but what is normal? you can't decide so you kill yourself i wish i had some sort of fantastical superpower
Granted. It's the ability to emit large volumes of any kind of gas you wish. Of course, you become the "butt" of a lot of jokes... I wish I was so smart that I could solve the problem of The Meaning of Life.
Granted-> but discovering the Meaning of Life drives you into a depression and you spend the rest of your days wishing you were stupid. I wish I lived someplace where the weather is always pleasant. (edited for untimeliness)
granted, you live in hell. aahhh, toasty i wish i had some decent music to listen to on this computer
Granted, but it's the Disney idea of decent. "It's a small world after all..." I wish I could be happy all the time.
granted, but happiness gets boring after a while, but you can't feel depressed about it or anything i wish i could find my soulmate (altogether now: aaww)
Granted, but your soulmate turns out to be a grizzly bear with a mean disposition. I wish I knew what the next poster is going to say. (Likely to be granted soon... )
you do but it's something horribly unpleasant about your mother and a grizzley bear (with a mean disposition) I wish I could manipulate electromagnetic fields at a quantum level and upwards....
You forgot to make a wish, so you're going to get abducted by aliens who will use a six-foot probe on your ass. I wish we didn't have the Religious Right.
granted , but now you have to yodel everything you say for the next 22 months 5 days 18 hours and 41 seconds.... I wish I was taller and more slender
Granted, the Inquisition has stretched you out on the rack and starved you half to death. I wish I was 21 again.