Make a wish game..

granted but it's only telemarketers


I wish i lived in England

 

You will live in England in a 2 man tent for the next 6 years...



I wish l could get some sleep...

 

Granted, but you will be depressed all the time.

I wish I was filthy rich.

 

Poof. You're filthy rich. Emphasis on filthy. Fleas and shit...

I wish I had studied harder.

 

Granted. You're a straight-A student who's a completely unpopular dork.

I wish I was a totally hot-looking guy.

 

Granted...your manly beauty has commanded the highest price ever paid for a slave, and the crusty old guy in charge has his eye on you...

I wish I was in perfect health.

 

Granted. Perfectly healthy. And about to be crushed by a safe falling from 12 stories above you, dropped by 3 movers who stopped for a smoke break.

Man, I wish I could get girls just by snapping my fingers. (couldn't think of anything else...)

 

granted, but they all look like you mother, which makes having sex with them very awkward.

I wish I had tix for the Rolling Stones concert.

 

Granted, but the seats are all the way in the back, and Mick Jagger will be replaced by a no-talent stand-in who's even older and uglier than he is. (Does Mick Jagger have any real talent anyways? I'm not even going to try and answer that one...)

I wish I had an extra-large pizza.

PS This thread is definitely LOL

 

K. Pizza to you, but it's covered in green beans, corn, and carrots. Not a hint of cheese or sauce.

wish I had me a honking doobie

 

*poof* you have a honking doobie, but the honking is so loud you cant bear it physically to be in the same room with it.



I wish I was on dry land.

 

Granted, you're in the middle of the Sahara Desert with no water, no shade, and no transportation.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

 

You are an Oscar Meyer wiener. You will be eaten by Star Jones and reincarnated as a pimple on her ass the next day.

I wish I had a pound of the world's finest coffee.

 

Granted, but you have to go pick it yourself and endure the same conditions as the laborers.

I wish I was the world's funniest comedian.

 

granted, but you smell so bad no one stays around long enough to hear your jokes


i wish i wasn't so damn tired all the time

 

Granted, you're now dead! You can't be tired when you're dead...

I wish I could travel through time at will.

 

I just wish people would do what's right. Even if it isn't what they want.

 

Granted. Only it's the Nazis that get to determine "what's right". Truth is relative you know!

You forgot to grant my wish!

 

Granted, but you can't will yourself to stop or change direction and you're still travelling at the same rate as everyone else!

I wish my dad's mate who sits with us at the football could move his wedding to a non-matchday!

 

Granted, but he's now moved it to the day of your birthday, which makes people forget all about your birthday

I wish I had something to do on Canada Day(today)