Make a wish game..

Simple game... First poster makes a wish:

"I wish I was famous"

Next person grants the wish, but in an unexpected (and preferably unpleasant) way:

"Granted, but you are famous for being 'that guy who got raped by a moose'"

The second poster makes their own wish, and the game goes on.

I'll start with

"I wish I could fly"

 

granted, but you can only fly while performing delicate brain surgery.


I wish I could grant wishes.

 

I would wish for 3 more wishes, and considering karma, and rule of three, be VERY careful what I wish for....you might get it.

 

granted , however you must make one of them at noon...



I wish l could take the week off work..

 

granted, but you have to spend one hour every day thinking about work exclusively during that week.


I wish I owned a home.

 

granted, but it's a house that was built over an Indian burial ground.

i wish i was taller

 

granted, but now you gotta buy new clothes..

I wish my date (on 25.6.) was.. ehm.. successful

 

granted, you scored but now you gotta call him/her before you go anywhere or make any decision.



I wish my hair hadnt started thinning.

 

Granted,your hair grows but now you have to wear a mullet cut...

I wish I could visit Europe right now

 

granted, but you can only go to abania





I want a van

 

your wish is granted, you will receive a Hot Pink van..


I wish to win the Lotto this week...

 

granted, but you will split the 1000,000 prize with 1500,000 other winners




I wish for comfy shoes

 

you will have new shoes tomorrow, however they will be ladies shoes..




I wish l was 10 years younger..

 

poof you are ten years younger but you still look and feel the age you used to be.




I wish I hadnt reenlisted

 

There was an error and you are not enlisted, however you will be in 6 months time.



I wish l had some cows..

 

*poof* all your furniture is now hungry cows in heat



I wish for a shiny red ball

 

you will get a shinny red ball land on your head in 5mins..




I wish l had some beer in the fridge..

 

Poof you have a single beer in your fridge but its flat




I wish I could see more of the world

 

You will see all of the world from the television.



I wish l could buy a new sports car..

 

*poof* you gots a new 1:64 scale model of a lamborghini murceilago



I wish more people called me