What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

stand on a rooftop chanting the Hare Krishna

 

Stand on a hari Krishna chanting to the rooftops.

 

Come with me to Starbucks to sip a soya latte and brainstorm ways to increase welfare payments for long time recipients.

 

(it's a date) and then it's off to any isolated patch of woods between two organic farms and the viagra factory.

 

buy 2 tubes of tooth paste

 

Steal someone's dentures and use them to entertain deaf children.

 

Hang Curtains and weatherproof her Windows.

 

^Stop reading people's minds^

(It's creepy dammit )

 

perform a one woman rendition of The Sound of Music for an Orphanage.

 

Masturbate while watching Shrek

 

teach one child to imitate Stan Laurel and another to imitate Oliver Hardy.

 

"Second Base!"

attend a peep show church, where you sit in a booth and put coins in to make the window pop up so you can see the minister.

 

jump out of a cake a party

 

laugh so hard coffee comes out his nose.

 

wake up and scream at the toaster until the it goes out and gets a job

 

drink from a public toilet