If you was going to start your own cult.. what would it be about? Who (if anyone) would you worship? Would you have any rituals? etc...
my cult would be something like the masons .. no talk about religeon or politics, i would add sport too that as well. just talk about how to make the world better .. Porn would be a matter of personal taste.
what would you be talking about in your cult after the destruction of all cults /.. are you killing all members ?.
My cult would be a cooperative cult, and the guru would be whoever is holding the big spikey ball that transmits subliminal messages from Jim Morrison...
I've already created a cult, it started two years ago, on a long and lonly spliff... I mean night, but the spliff might have had something to do with it. It's called Shavoutra, and we worship the teachings of Shifaya, that the world is alive with love =)
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the ritual of my cult is to take psychedellics and watch tv or do synchronistic readings, these are intended to give people a better appreciation of synronicity. of course, observance of these rituals is completely voluntary and participating may actually be considered as indicating a lower I.Q. and therefore may be met with suspician
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I started my own meditation based on Bhagalamukhi Mahavidya. It could be a cult if enough people got into it, if I let that happen. I taught a few people, one to the fifth degree and one to the ninth.
My cult would be an anti-cult. Everyone would be free to do their own thing. Freedom of Speech would be REAL. Free love, free resources, freedom to choose. Only initial coercion would be a "sin".
hm... would have to have a cult that has something to do with getting a sugar high as often as possible... mmmm, chocolate.