Can I Sue For Too Many Seashells?

The pebbly beach where I live is literally covered in seashells. It is disgusting. When I walk barefoot on the beach I risk getting my feet cut, particularly by cuttlefish. Can I sue someone for this? Maybe the council, or Poseidon?

 

Only if I can sue you for oxygen consumption? ---> :crowngrin:

 

you could probably write a complaint and ask if they could start a service to take care of them. id say dont jump to sueing unless its completely neccissary, as it would cost hundreds of thousands and probably last years

 

Yes... But you have to sue the dead marine life that made the shells...


Good luck with that.

 

You do not have grounds to sue for seashells or cuttlefish.





BUT....the beach could be sued if you pulled a Mussel.

 

Maybe you could sue the lady that sells the seashells, her name is Sue, and she lives by the seashore apparently.

Sue Sue, she sells seashells by the seashore

 

There's nothing like a day at the beach




Hotwater

 

sea shells on the sea shore?

who'd have thunk it were possible...

 

I like sand on beaches.
I don't like beaches because salt water irritates my skin and then the sand and the eye burns and ugh.

 

How about if I caught crabs?

 

skip to 3:15


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWGjSyLb-18

 

http://youtu.be/98T3PVaRrHU


reminded me of this for some reason

 

when i was in the air force, tech school, in biloxi, i forget the name of the base, the whole, it was like the ground everywhere was solid shells.
i think they call that calichie or something like that.

as for the crabs, didn't they come over on the captain's dingie?

 

So....don't walk barefoot! :bulb:

 

In England, it is a crime to take pebbles from the beach, literally enshrined in law. Those pebbles are irreplaceable, having accumulated through time immemorial. But once I stole a few for my terrarium. I must not steal anymore, so God forgive me.

 

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Uuuhh.....me or J.T.?

 

In that case I shall counter-sue you for CO2 emissions.

 

I'd be afraid to swim there, might get my penis caught in a tight Red Snapper.