Why Couldn't The Prince Recognize Cinderella?

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  1. Eavesdrop

    Eavesdrop Member

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    Do you think he suffered from a condition called face blindness or do you think he had a foot fetish?
     
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  2. Deidre

    Deidre Visitor

    I think it's because she was under a spell when they met? (thus, the carriage turned back into a pumpkin, etc) lol
     
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  3. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    The night before he had on beer goggles.
     
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  4. Kerri

    Kerri Members

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    Forget the prince. Imagine how hard it is for Cinderella to buy shoes!! Literally no one else wears her size
     
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  5. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    The prince was gay. He remembered her shoes but not the woman herself.
     
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  6. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    Obviously she looked Different without her posh dress and her "Slap" on
     
  7. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Because the Prince wasn't really a Prince.
     
  8. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    He was betrayed by the tooth fairy
     
  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    politics of monarchy. also i believe they were both 'under age' and thus some appointed magistrate actually held his power,
    as would have been typical of that kind of ostenatious late middle ages setting,
    no such problem around the beginning of the middle ages, but then there wouldn't have been glass slippers.
    or gildid carrages or any of that. just big cold squalid stone towers, full of horny peasants with spears.
     
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  10. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Because Prince became a squiggle, and squiggles have poor eyesight.

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