"I don't know when you get a chance...they can't get to it till tomorrow so its not like u have to drop what ur doing"
You're pregnant?! Impossible--I'm married. In reference to a friend thinking she was pregnant, but obviously she couldn't be...
Your initial reaction, I believe, was right. It is obvious in the most narcisistic, unfaithful, self-centered, misogynistic, and arrogant way possible that is also either completely oblivious to, or completely uncaring to, the female reproductive process. ...seriously, I wouldn't text that...
"don't ask questions. I need you to come over right away. stop by the hardware store and pick up a tarp, a couple shovels and some bleach"
Well I woke up to get me a cold pop and then I thought somebody was barbequing. I said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire. Then I ran out, I didn’t grab no shoes or nothin’ lord Jesus, I ran for my life. And then the smoke gagged me, I got bronchitis ain’t nobody got time for that.
Well it hasnt arrived yet In response to a text my sister sent to tell me she sent an email that was in reference to a facebook messenger conversation we were having. This is being connected in the twentytens yall, now excuse me while I chuck my phone in a fire