Post The Last Thing You Texted

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Deidre, Sep 7, 2017.

  1. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    "I don't know when you get a chance...they can't get to it till tomorrow so its not like u have to drop what ur doing"
     
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  2. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

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    No you're not a bitch

    In reference to a friend needing reassurance that she is not a bitch
     
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  3. Mountain Valley Wolf

    Mountain Valley Wolf Senior Member

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    You're pregnant?! Impossible--I'm married.


    In reference to a friend thinking she was pregnant, but obviously she couldn't be...
     
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  4. Deidre

    Deidre Visitor

    Lol Wait...why is that "obvious?" :blush5:
     
  5. Mountain Valley Wolf

    Mountain Valley Wolf Senior Member

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    Your initial reaction, I believe, was right. It is obvious in the most narcisistic, unfaithful, self-centered, misogynistic, and arrogant way possible that is also either completely oblivious to, or completely uncaring to, the female reproductive process.


    ...seriously, I wouldn't text that...
     
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  6. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    to my brother about Spanky, who was really sad and said "we all loved him"....back to me
     
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  7. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    "Good luck tomorrow"
     
  8. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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  9. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Will ring you tomorrow xxxx
     
  10. Deidre

    Deidre Visitor

    "We need to go to bed earlier" (with a crying face emoji)
     
  11. ahsorandy

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    "Enjoy your shrimp dinner."
     
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  12. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    "don't ask questions. I need you to come over right away. stop by the hardware store and pick up a tarp, a couple shovels and some bleach"
     
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  13. Deidre

    Deidre Visitor

    You win for the most mysterious text of the day ^_^
     
  14. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    LOL I was just messing around. I swear that wasn't my last text :unsure:
     
  15. Deidre

    Deidre Visitor

    Suuuure. We believe you. :p
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Well I woke up to get me a cold pop and then I thought somebody was barbequing. I said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire. Then I ran out, I didn’t grab no shoes or nothin’ lord Jesus, I ran for my life. And then the smoke gagged me, I got bronchitis ain’t nobody got time for that.
     
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  17. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

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    Well it hasnt arrived yet

    In response to a text my sister sent to tell me she sent an email that was in reference to a facebook messenger conversation we were having. This is being connected in the twentytens yall, now excuse me while I chuck my phone in a fire
     
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  18. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Coffee?
     
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  19. ahsorandy

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  20. Deidre

    Deidre Visitor

    I texted a crying face emoji (because it's Monday)
     

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