Post The Last Thing You Texted

"can't right now...call u later"

 

Yeah I made it home safely

In reference to making it home safely

 

Laku noć

 

"Vito's? I dunno...not ever sure I want pizza"

 

''Going to yoga tomorrow, wanna come with me?''

 

"Do you want to play with my balls?"

 

''whatever ''

 

Are you able to help me if I need a ride.

 

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

 

''whatever''

My husband and I are having a disagreement by text, he's at work...this is how I deal with conflict.

I don't. :blush5:

 

"I have the missile designs and specs, but I will not accept North Korean securities of any kind--I can't stress that enough. I will only take US or Western European bearer bonds."

"Mon Cherie, is your husband away? Let's meet at the Ibis Hotel in Montmartre--on Rue du Dr Babinski."

"LOL"


Ok---one of those was a text, the other two were telegrams----No, I mean, two of those are real, and one is false---er, no that's not right---one is true and two are false...

 

I'm sorry I didn't catch the " to mean inches. I meant mm LOL

 

Lol ^^

 

Lol indeed.

Fucking noob doesn't know how to run a 3D printer


Nearly gave me a heart attack

 

Goodnight, sweet dreams.

 

''Heyyy, nice to hear from you!!''

 

21 wings... tonight

 

I don't care if you are driving, text me the recipe right now!!


I was planning to bake a potato some time over the next few weeks and wanted to know how to do it. And they were so rude about it---as if they were teasing me----because it looked like they were texting back, you know as if they were writing something, and then nothing, and I've been waiting for hours for their response... And they don't even answer when I call----surely they are home by now, because they took the highway!!





(...no I didn't text that.)

 

lol

 

"I might be a few minutes late."

Traffic was bad today!!!