Two Truths And A Lie

I hope to God it's the roadkill one

 

Fucking tube that I am. They are all true! Even though I don't eat meat, if we come across a dead pheasant or anything similar we collect it because we have friends who are more than pleased to get a free meal. I'll try again

I have 8 pairs of sneakers and 6 pairs of boots.

I only wear hand knitted socks

My wellies have got butterflies on

 

red is red

dictionary is dictionary.

blue is blue

 

You may have forgot... weird is weird!

The title of this game thread is...

Two Truths And A Lie, NOT 3 Truths! LOL

 

tube?......new one on me?....how is it intended?...synonyms?...I would like to steal it

no one has 8 pairs of sneakers except famous rappers



I love lobster

I love pizza

I love Jennifer aniston

 

But, do you love lobster on pizza?

 

dictionary was the lie

 

post removed due to brain fart

 

that's a hard one....i'll say the brain?

 

I've been really busy.

No-I mean REALLY busy,in a place where there ain't no compooters t'play on...

...but I'm still DOUBLE hunky & always keep you sweet,generous people in my thoughts-honest!

[ok,that's three-anna-half...but y'get the drift...]

 

The one where you think we get the drift? A lie? You don't think!

I'm chilled

I'm hungry

I'm very tired

 

Morrow, I think you are hungry and tired!


I've had open heart surgery recently.

I died once.

I love contact sports... hockey, football, and, chesterfield rugby. LOL

 

I call BS on the contact sports.


I have one sister.

I've gone grocery shopping today.

I once met Pablo Cruise, the singer from the '70s band.

 

I said it

I did it

I smiled at it

 

Contact sports was a truth! LOL

 

10 minutes

I'm at work
I'm naked
I'm not home

 

1. I helped Vincent (Master Cooper) carry his bags to his Limo -when he was leaving a Manchester hotel in 1990
2. I sang at in front of a crowd of over 100 in Glastonbury in 2005
3. I had an electric candlelight liaison with Pauline Matthews (Ms Dee) in 2015 .

 

The candlelight liaison
I am learning chinese
I am learning about pre-war Vietnamese life
I am learning how to unicycle

 

The lie was helping 'Alice' - who did his own fetch and carrying
- There was an 'open mike' event at a local rugby/football club just outside the village and I could not resist the opportunity
- Kiki was a real down to earth girl who spent some quality time in conversation - the Yorkshire lass still had the music in her


<> I would go with the Unicycle thing Etherea (the other things seem connected)