Two Truths And A Lie

I have a mini van


I have a chain saw


I have a boner

 

Lol.. the mini van is a lie?

 

once per life was enough for me too. i mean it was ok, but once was still enough.

 

I miss coke sluts


I don't miss cocaine


I miss my sons mom

 

I am enjoying a gin smash


I am enjoying a doobie


I am enjoying glens posts

 

I am collecting a pension.

I am a former spy.

I am a medical miracle.

 

Hmmm - these are tough. Any two could make sense together. I'm better the pension is the lie

I was a division 1 athlete

I have been with a woman

I speak Spanish

 

Pension is true. LOL

Speaking Spanish is the lie?

 

Is it the former spy line?

No, I speak Spanish ;-)

 

I could tell you, but then, I'd have to... never mind, I'm just not going to tell you. I like you too much.

 

I used to be a surfer
I've trekked through jungles in 3 different countries
I used to sell drugs stolen from chemist burglaries

 

Haha I think I'm right ;-)

 

The jungles could fit in with the other two sides I think that's true.
I'll go with drugs just because it's so specific.

 

I'm at a nude beach

I'm drinking a beer

I am warm

 

You're not warm. You've mentioned beer and the nude beach in your posts.


I had chicken for dinner.

I got seduced by the neighbor's son.

You know my face from TV.

 

No man sorry! Try again!

 

I was never a surfer and its not for the want of trying. Body boarding is the best I can do.

River - you had chicken for dinner

 

I am allergic to mushrooms

I have almost 7 feet of surgical scars

I dont take pain pills of any kind

 

you don't take pain pills

 

I can skin a rabbit

I collect road kill

I am a vegetarian