Sex On Television

America Has Problems Dealing With Simple Things That The Rest Of The World Has No

Problems With....... Please Allow Me To Name Three.....

(1)...Men In Speedos......(2)......Bare Feet.....(3)...... Pineapple On Pizzas.....

America.....You Have A Problem.....

Well OK I Admit No 3 Was A Joke......



Cheers Glen.

 

4) Nipples.

 

The southeastern side of the US does bare feet just fine, thank you very much

I do admit to letting an embarrrassed giggle escape everytime I see a man in a speedo. Its just so uncommon here it looks weird when you do see it

 

Oh, people still do that?

 

I didn't realize Americans had a problem with bare feet. And, I'm something of an expert on the pineapple situation, and it better be a joke, Glen, because if it's not, then it's wildly inaccurate.

But men in speedos? Even if I was straight I still wouldn't want to see that.

 

if the rest of the world is pro-speedo, then i'm proud to be an american. those things are just ugly. on the other hand, i've never seen anyone give a shit about bare feet outside of the barefoot forums on hipforums.

honestly, i haven't seen it in a long time. it used to happen every time, and then i stopped paying attention to current events and people on hipforums kept complaining about it, so i just assumed it was still going on.

 

Some parents are still upset sexual education is taught in school. You are not supposed to tell kids anything besides do not do it. If you do that they will never have sex until the priest explains how on the wedding day. They ignore the statistics that show the high rates of teen pregnancy in the rural Republican areas where this is the common opinion. I don't know how the rest of the world is but I had to have a singed permission slip from my parents to even go to the sex ed class. Lucky for me my mom is a nurse and knew I needed to know this stuff.

 

This reminds me of some Americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwo8qxUit00

 

Signed slip here too but sex education taught us nothing about sex and mostly pregnancy prevention and all the diseases.

It never once taught me how to make love to another girl and admittedly it might be embarrassing but since my girl is 3 years older than me I kinda got one of our friends to buy me a instructional video on how to give oral sex to a girl you know so I wasn't disappointing.

I remember the head spin too. That first moment of "going down". Pretty much like Seinfeld says. Lol. The first time, you don't actually know what you're doing you just close your eyes and hope for the best. :d

I didn't disappoint either. :gorgeous:

 

Sex on the TV is overrated I fell off and Twisted me Back

 

If you're into vampire stories/series, oh my...vampire shows/movies have THE hottest sex scenes, and this is coming from someone who doesn't really like sex scenes in films all that much, as they're usually boring and/or contrived.

 

Seems to me with all these harasment accusations the amount of sex on TV will decrease

 

The newer ones are too thin to try! Do you have an older one with an antenna on top?

 

I agree. Americans(not all) are actually pretty conservative when it comes to sex.
I got into a debate on another site with someone who said that porn is dangerous. Dangerous to whom?

 

Lonely people with no discipline and certain porn performers. In the case of the latter certainly if they have a drug addiction or can be blackmailed.

 

A technical problem I have with sex portrayed on tv, is it seems to convey a basic message that after a few minutes of kissing, any woman can orgasm by V sex, the couple then ALWAYS orgasms in unison, screaming at the tops of their lungs, in every scene. That's just not true. Sometimes, my husband and I orgasm together, but many women can't orgasm from strictly penetrative sex, and that just bugs me. So, it sends a message out there that if your wife/gf can't orgasm like they do on tv, then there is something wrong with her. If they want to portray more realism with sex scenes, then give the illusion of oral sex, or a man using his hand on his wife/gf in the scene, to get her to orgasm. Not just straight up penetrative sex, and then they all go to sleep, happily ever after.

From a literary standpoint, too much sex in a show or story seems like a lazy way out for the writer to gain an audience's attention.

 

I sometimes felt like that with Californication. But the characters are just too fun to be bothered

Marcy and Charlie Runkle! Lol

 

Dog on couch licking his balls. Guy says-"man, I wish I could do that." Guy #2 says--"I don't think he'd allow it." Old joke.

 

No, because Hollywood is full of hypocrites. Actresses don’t want to be objectified but they walk down the red carpet barely dressed. They want the whole world to see what they got. And it always seems to be the actors who make millions starring in the most violent, gun filled movies who suddenly turn into anti-gun activists if it’ll get them some attention. They’re all hypocrites.

 

I'm a millennial and I could do without the gratuitous sex scenes. If it at least has a point and furthers the plot then I understand, but I don't need to see someone bang their boyfriend in every episode of a show. Hey, at least it's not completely one-sided anymore. They're showing way more male nudity these days. Men are getting exploited too. Fair's fair lol