Look Out Canada Here Comes Glen.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by GLENGLEN, Aug 15, 2017.

  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Yep You Read It Right Folks.....GLEN Is Flying To Canada In A Few Hours Time

    To Make A Claim With The" TD Canada Trust Bank" To Claim $9.2 Million That

    A Relative Has Left In A Open Beneficiary Status.....(intestate) And Now It's Up

    To Me To Come Forward And As An Extended Relative Claim The Funds.

    So It's Not Just All That Money That's Making Me Smile......But The Golden

    Opportunity To Meet "Spaceman" And "Rollingalong" Face To Face.....[​IMG] .

    So Put The Coffee On Spaceman......And Rollin Polish Up The Bong Because

    Your Doorbells Are Going To Ring In A Few Hours Time......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  2. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    9.2 million you say?? I think i'll take you up on that nude modeling offer after all. You said you would pay me 25,000 an hour right?
     
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  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    ^......Odd.....I Have No Recollection Of Our Conversation..... :unsure:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Well don't back out now i've already booked my flight to awre strayl iuh
     
  5. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I think Glen has a roo loose in the top paddock.
     
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  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Is Spaceman the radio talk show host from Toronto?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTLi4-fxaO0
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    But daddy please visit me in NY!!!!!
     
  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Seems The Account Manager Has Done A Little Bit Of Research Because Indeed I Had A

    Far...Far Distant Cousin Of The Same Name Die In Ontario In 2007.......But He Has A Brother In OZ

    And I Doubt He Could Fall Off His Perch Without His Brother Knowing......

    And His Brother Has The Same Initial As Me......Seems These

    Guys Go To Quite A Bit Of Trouble Nowadays......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  9. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Just Did A Google Search On This Bank And The Bank Is Legit, But The Guy Who Sends Out

    These Letters Has A Reputation As Long As Your Arm For Elaborate Scams...... Guess Spaceman

    And Rollingalong Can Sleep Well Tonight.......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Funny You Should Say That Because For A Month Now GLEN Has Had A Roo In The Back Paddock....

    He Comes Here Every Year At Breeding Season Then Hangs Around For A Couple Of Months.

    Even Spends Some Time Sitting Of The Veranda......But Leaves Roo Shit Everywhere......I Walk

    Out At Night Barefoot......Then "Squish" Between My Toes.. :yikes: ...Hope That Wasn't TMI......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  11. psymon*

    psymon* shadilay

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    Congratulations buddy! Maybe you, me, and Spaceman can get together and play hockey, go ice fishing, throw boomerangs and play didgeridoos together.
     
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  12. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    Glen, are you off to Nigeria after your Canadian excursion?
    I understand a prince is looking for you.
     
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  13. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    We Can Laugh All We Want But Australians Lose Millions Of Dollars To Scams.......And The Sad

    Part It Is Usually The Elderly That Get Caught By Them.......The Very Ones That Can Least

    Afford To......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  14. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i wouldn't need millions to move up there.
    just someone with a van willing to give me and my crap a ride, and someplace to move into when i got there.

    every year, day, minuet and hour that goes by i have less and less trust in living in the u.s.
     
  15. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Agreed Glen, British pensioners are falling for these scams too... Not nice!

    So if it's true, I'm very pleased for you, but if it's not, then we'll done you for not calling for it..
    Wish I got a letter like that though.
     
  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Not True.....Total Scam.....Could See That From The Moment I Opened The Letter At The PO... :)



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  17. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Dirty cheats is all they are.. I had a phone call from Nigeria, horrible man, but I sure did enjoy upsetting him by telling him he was my nephew and how bad he brought shame on the family.. I just rolled it off, he was almost crying, so was my friend sitting listening.. it's their own fault!
     
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Hello Glen,

    Although I grew up in the United States my family resides in Nigeria, and because of the terrible currency devaluation in their country, they need to transfer their money out of the country. Can they use your bank account to hold their money? If so, they'll give you 10% of their fortune. They just need access to your bank account to set up the transfer.




    Hotwater
     
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  19. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Oh and while you're about it Glen, due to Brexit pounds sterling are worth shit here in Blighty too. Could I transfer my overdraft and credit card debt to you? You'll be quids in, honestly.
     
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  20. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    Would love the snow of Canada, though I get the feeling I would piss Spaceman off quite a lot.

    There are two people I would love to meet, both on the west coast of America. Would be fun.
     

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