Druunk Postuimg....

Ok, I'm hammeredd again on tequila, sooo
lets have thread for us morons who drink to the point of having nto close one eye to see straighty wothout ant editingh..
c ould be aq good thread or a complete flop
9as most iof the ones I start are.
So post ypur drunken typed ramblings....couod be good for a few laufghs.;


and the aove is as IU typed qwith no corrections...LIOL, what a maroon...

 

You spelled postuming wrong.

 

well I'm fucking drunk, isn't that the point??????????????

 

wow, no fucked up mwords

 

if you had started this thread two days ago, i could have added something of substance to it. i actually have been drinking almost all day today as well, but only at a pace to keep my hangover at bay, not to actually become drunk yet again.

i rarely get on hipforums when i'm down to one eye. and i generally seem to be a proficient typist at any level of drunkenness, so you will rarely see any significant misspellings.

 

Must Feel Great To Be Perfect.......



Cheers Glen.

 

If you're drunk posting and you happen get your entire message across in flawless grammar, go back and mess some things up. It'll be more believable.

 

i mean, all i said was that i can type accurately.

but yeah, it does feel pretty good.

 

My drunk posting is an absolute train-wreck. Like, it's not even funny. Might as well just turn off my computer and call it a day.

 

Sippin on down sippin all around, tippin up another cup and sip it on down

12 gauge double barrel loaded full of buckshot, 7UP and Mountain Dew boiling in a crock pot

 

https://youtu.be/5CWIIoSf4nw

 

Bottle of wine
Fruit of the vine
When you gonna let me get sober?
Leave me alone
Let me go home
Let me come back and start over!

 

two points,
I was drunk, not uneducated.
and sometimes it takes many, many minutes to type as I carefully select each letter...
my good sentence above took about 8 minutes to type as opposed to about 30 seconds that this one took.

 

What else took 8 minutes that usually takes 30 seconds?

Nudge Nudge Wink Wink Smiley

 

aww fuck nah, i don't have that patience.

 

so drinking tequilaa again tonight.
weird that Ui cvan drink iot till seeind=g double and wake feeling pretty good next morninr, maybe thats the problem.
don't wanna smoke eed until the new job is 200% certian;
two more weeks...tywo more weeks...two mortwweeksa.

(that is jsut typing and postingwithout looking or correcting/_)9

 

Glad i've never drunk posted..

 

I mean, how drunk are you when you post these things? I think I'm in the same boat as Undies, I don't make too many more spelling errors when I am drunk posting. However, I do sometimes make posts that, upon rereading, don't make much sense. But maybe I'm just not drunk enough.

 

NG's drunk posts look like my sober posts before I go back and edit them.