How Often Do You Get Drunk?

It's been years since I've been drunk. I've had a drink here and there but actually drunk its been probably 5 years.

 

maybe your wife's more turned on by drunk you.

 

I wish! She didn't like drunk sex any more when we were indulging in both! LOL

 

considering I have finished almost a half a bottle of tequila, too often....

 

Which cartoons?

Anyways, I think I got drunk maybe two or three times in my whole life.
I don't drink very often, and never alone.
When I do drink, it's just a gin&tonic or something.

 

My man Yuriy Norshteyn, considered by some to be the best cartoonist ever. It takes him years to complete a cartoon so he only has a couple, I just watch them over and over again

 

Several times a week. I think I have a keg that's developing around my waist. I love beer also and it gives me just the right amount of buzz and I can clean my house and be happy as can be, but the problem is I'm drinking my calories and I eat more poorly when after I get a little tipsy.

 

You have the best responses to...everything.

 

Scared of the local stigma in my city.

My city is hell hole as drinking is frown on in my city.

 

i assume your city is not in the US? here, not drinking is frowned on in every city.

 

I have a ton of alcohol in my fridges and freezer. But I have wicked acid reflux so I rarely feel like drinking. Lately I am just a light social drinker. Once a month I might wander up the road to my neighbors with something on the weak side.

Now, getting high...I still do that every day.

 

8 a year

 

I'm the absinthe fairy

 

I tend to think I only get drunk when I black-out, which rarely happens these days. Once in a great while I sometimes consider myself drunk without blacking out. I don't think I "even lose myself" when I drink. -- I do know that sometimes my speech or walking ability can become effected when I drink.

I've wondered if I'm one of those people that don't know when they're "drunk" which I've heard some people can be. I don't think I am though.