Show Off Your Talent/skills

I can do a lot of stuff that people who can do handstands cant do. Misconception that hand stand is the pinnacle of yoga postures.

 

I used to make chips to pay the bills

 

I can play piano, and sing. Terrible at writing music, though.

 

i fix things by taking off the worn/damaged parts and replace them with new parts

 

I can build a bot to automate my hipforums postings.

I could build a resilient system where most of the posts were from bots, and all related to hip surgery. Then I could get this in the top ten google results for hip replacement.

I contribute nothing to society.

 

I'm, both unfortunately and fortunately, a professional writer.

I'm also very good at being neither seen nor heard.

Back in the day, when I was really really bored, I would create accounts here for really random personas - like 60 year old grandmas and whatnot that would claim that they found this forum by Googling for hip surgery. It was just as unamusing as it sounds.

 

Fixed.

 

I pick things up .And I put them down.

 

I put stuff like this together
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Lmao!

 

Lmao!!

 

I'm skilled in the art of making women cuuuuuuuummm!!!

 

Damn, fit like Jason Bourne!

 

When weighed less, I used to be flexible and could do flips and somersaults with ease, as I was in good shape then. Now I just possess mad tv watching skills.

 

I always thought of that as cool to do. Back flips, front flips, or when you're on the ground and you flip up like a ninja.

 

Mad basketball skills and I can trash talk with the best of them

 

I used to do that too. Flip up off the ground with no hands. As I got older, I realized the pressure I was putting on the back of my scull whenever I pushed myself up that way. Looked cool as shit when getting up from falling or being pushed down, but Hard on the neck and head. Then I got too heavy for the handsprings- could feel the weight on my wrists, so I did round offs straight into back tucks and forward somersaults. Then arial rotations became slower (from eating and drinking too damn much). Didn't matter, I was doing it all for fun anyways.

 

I'm taking guitar lessons. I've played for 25 years, but it needs a lot of work. Many of those years were spent doing anything but practicing guitar. So, my talent is playing guitar.