How Can You Tell If A Woman's Large Breasts Are Real?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by abarambling, Jun 11, 2017.

  1. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

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    I read somewhere that one way to know is by looking at their arm size. So, if a woman's arms are thick and she has large breasts, that means her large breasts are real. If her arms are thin and she has large breasts, that means they're fake. And what I mean by thick is not like fatty thick, where she has sumo wrestler looking arms. They're just thicker than little girl looking arms.

    It makes sense, because whenever I see a woman that is large breasted she normally has thick arms as well. Also, my arms are thick and I'm large breasted.

    I don't like my arms. Nor my breasts.

    I don't know. I'm just thinking about breasts right now, Late night thinking.
     
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  2. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Squeeze them?

    Honka Honka
     
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  3. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

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    I'm being serious. But, if you really want me to ask, how can squeezing them allow someone to know whether or not the large breasts are real or implants?
     
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    REAL
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    FAKE
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  5. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Ask them
     
  6. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I was just about to say, before I saw hotwaters post under yours, that you know you are just going to encourage the guys to post boob pics in this thread


    Alas,,,,,
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Anyway, carry around a horn like, was it chico marx? and squeeze their boobs whilst sounding the horn



    No, you wont get a serious reply to this question here on hip forums
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    If the nipple points upwards I think good indications they are fake? :unsure:
     
  9. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Marty Feldman was married to a wife that had fake boobs whose nipples pointed in different directions


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  10. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Since I Had A Large Melanoma Removed From Just Below My Right "Man Boob" My Right Boob

    Sits About 3cm's Below The Left One........And Just for The Record......They Are Not Fake...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  11. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Real or fake?



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  12. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    if they have scars underneath when you lift them up they are probably purchased...however if you can see them, they are real.
     
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  13. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Softer, so don't sit so high, like they are jelly moulds sitting under the skin.

    I would love a boob job..

    Give it to my sister :D
     
  14. jpdonleavy

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    It's never crossed my mind to think about it but, as the gorilla says, nothing beats a feel,
     
  15. jpdonleavy

    jpdonleavy Members

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    to make them bigger? to make them firmer? Can't imagine anyone turning down a relationship with a sweet woman because of some perceived breast inadequacy
     
  16. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    My sister had larger boobs from an early age.. I was always jelouse she would flaunt them in front of me.. now, after children etc, her boobs are like deflated balloons, where as mine.. are now quite good for my age.. she often says .. that's so not fair! Which makes me laugh. But if I could, I'd have her a boob job, cos I wouldn't like her boobs now..
     
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  17. psymon*

    psymon* shadilay

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    No support required, when they lay on their back the breasts do not flop naturally to the sides. The area between the two breast forms a shape of an hour glass, when they are put in they are squished together, rather than the natural gap between. Natural breasts are fuller on the bottom and fake ones have the saline evenly distribute on the top and bottom, Breasts are naturally tear drop shaped, not like two round melons,

    You can also hear the saline swooshing around in them. My ex had them and when we were alone and things were quite I heard the swooshing.

    When she was riding me I heard it too.
     
  18. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    ^^^i would get a refund if i was her. i work with silicone every day and it is as likely to make a swooshing sound as marshmallow fluff is.
     
  19. psymon*

    psymon* shadilay

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    It was a saline, not silicone. Def heard the swishing, They could be filled more when she got them if she wanted them To be larger or smaller. There was a filling valve one the side

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  20. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Think he said saline, I've heard that can happen too, if they are not pumped to the max..
     

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