Does Hip Forums Need Medication?

Multivitamins and spring water and oranges, olives, raisins, cauliflower, spinach and ...

Wait, those things aren't medications sorry. Don't know what I was thinking.

 

You need electromagnetic toxicity detoxification via EMP blackout and then your RAM will return.

 

Some nice fresh air and sunshine.

 

And dandelion cotton. We get bathed in it here all month long. Fluffy cotton flying by is so uplifting and gentle and soothing, all that good stuff.

 

Water

 

Damn, that's cold.

 

S/he didn't specify the temperature but if you sense coldness that's what it must be. Cold shower perhaps better than golden shower lol. Wicked Pissa.

 

Fair play Piaf, er um... Goldbach.

Personally I think you should stay longer than a few days. I find your acerbic attitude entertaining.

Plus if memory serves, you're Catholic. Pax tibi.

 

Very droll.

 

Zank you.

 

I was in the seminary a few years. I made the cassock look good, P.
Haven't been practicing for awhile now. I'm open to spiritual direction, of course, Modernism can get the best of anyone.

Please, be mean. I'm from New Jersey... Meanness is our only test of someone's sincerity.

 

Something to treat bi-polar disorder.

 

EMP will solve it. Or any other disconnected from our totally wired, amplified electromagnetic world. Mmhmm.

 

Prozac

 

admins could use a chill pill

or a dozen

 

Hip Forums requires an interactive VR World full of rainbows and butterflies, and lots of sitar music too. People could sit under banyan trees and share virtual joints. Attend rock concerts together and go to virtual rainbow family gatherings. With enough great psychedelic artwork and the right feedback system for the headset, you wouldn't need to drop acid to take a trip.

 

Pretty much the entire drug regiment from Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas

 

I'm not a doctor; I'm not qualified to prescribe.

 

Nah... No medication would help.


Maybe a lobotomy would.....

 

and a castration