My Girlfriend's Vibrator Is Bigger Than Me

I'm not too happy about this. When I confronted my girlfriend about having a bigger sex toy than my junk. She told me not to worry about it because fake dick pales in comparison to the real thing. I don't know if I can believe her, because she can orgasm with her vibrator easily, but rarely am I able to make her orgasm. So ladies, can I trust that she's telling the truth? Are vibrators better than real dick?

 

Your tours over boyo

 

for the purpose of this thread, i'm going to assume that you're a small guy. that said, i've never seen a vibrator anywhere near five feet tall, so either you're a straight up midget or your girlfriend has a fucking ridiculous vibrator.

 

It probably be averaged out at 7-8"
So the OP probably is the average 5" or so.

 

Who cares. I'm assuming she's still fucking you, that's what's important.

 

Only comparison, is the shape, in vibrator world, that's average! Women only really use them to get off quick, what she gets with you is totally different..Try using it on her..And you! Maybe you will see for yourself!

 

I have never had a vibrator that was better than a dick attached to a man who knew how to use it. Sure, I can orgasm faster with a toy, but I prefer the multiples I have with my husband ANY day of the week. My husband can cum faster jacking off than me sucking his dick. Guess which one he prefers! I can't say I have ever been jealous of his hand.

Instead of being threatened by a toy, get better at pleasing your partner. Toys can only do so much....unlike a person who is talented with hands, tongue, etc.

 

"Knows how to use it" like what does this even mean I have never understood this. It doesn't do anything? Is what I'm led to believe. It just gets erect and hard from blooflow but isn't it the guy that's actually performing? !

And like in and out, in and out this is the general "using it" thing right? Isn't that just sex? So he knows how to have sex now, ok now we've established that much. I dunno though. :unsure:

 

My wife loves her big dildo/vibrator, but only as a part of foreplay. She likes the real thing much better. She has experienced a really big dick, too, but she insists that she much prefers an average one with a guy who knows how to use it, along with his hands and mouth. For her, "big" doesn't mean better.

 

You're jealous of a fucking vibrator XD

 

6 and a bit. Her dildo is 8.5 inches. I am considering writing my name on it with a sharpie permanent marker.

 

I'm having a hard time taking this seriously. But how I really feel is...

She has every right to masturbate.
I understand that you have issues.
I have them too.
But she's allowed to masturbate.

If she's acting like she doesn't need you anymore, then you should start seeing other people or something. But don't get all uppity about her vibrator. I think you should joke about it! After all, who gives a damn. Don't we all wish we had a bigger penis at the end of the day.

 

OMG are you serious? I'm medium in size, but this thing is big and it would hurt! I don't think my lady would like me putting her things in my butt.

 

You have a lot more sensitive bits, other than in your butt.. women rarely use them inside..

 

I'm waiting for the footnote that explains why there is an asterisk at the end of your username


psymon*

*not my real name


psymon*

* its really simon, but I'm more gangsta with this spelling


psymon*

* is the vibrators name

 

^.....Apparently His Real Name Is "Ian".....And He Has A Very Small Dick.....



Cheers Glen.

 

A vibrator can not spray warm man goo on her face, tits or down her throat or anywhere else on or in her

 

Get her one of these:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQj0zlnZqvU

C/S,
Rev J