Chatastrophe..

actually, now that I think about it, you know I still have to type it out. "i ran out of likes" and THEN use one of those. That's what I was trying to avoid, ya know? haha because if I only use those, well it could mean anything. I cry my heart out a lot...as do I bash my brains.

 

You Have Brains...???... :yikes: ... You Certainly Had Me Fooled......



Cheers Glen.


j/k

 

:wall:

hehe Ouch! My head actually does hurt! lol geez! Think I need to eat actually, then maybe more of the soothing ASMR. J/k I can probably only take so much too. Thing is, I was REALLY stressed yesterday folks. It helped me not focus on that tension. Now that I'm good and relaxed, it probably would be irritating again. idk. Oh! but that tissue trick (if you fast forward towards the end) It really works! And it's great for putting babies to sleep.

 

Ohh he's such an old man in these photos!! This is our new family member, Leviathan the Octopus. I saw him in the pet store out of the corner of my eye and I thought he was so cute. Atreyú like him, but not being cute for the camera unfortunately.

Look at the ugly mug, think he'd robbed a bank or something.

Laura says in dog years he's probably older than us now.

 

I'm having waffles tomorrow evening while I watch the Kansas NASCAR race. already bought the bacon this morning!

 

I missed it

Samey same. My cadence is said in slightly different order.

Keys...
Wallet..
Phone...

Bye.

 

smoke one if ya got one

 

there are so many jokes I could post for the dude with the armless girlfriend but like glen and morrow I too am takig the high ground

but

he should buy her some gloves for her birthday...she'll get the message

 

Hahahahaha... I was thinking about if she fell off the heels! Haha..sorry!

Like you, I just had a mention on the electorial guy! Very funny..probably real, but nah! I don't like long first posts with links!

( Pity someone in the UK NHS didn't feel the same . )

 

I lost my Phone Thursday night in town retraced my steps back to the Hole in the wall Bank but couldn't find it
my wife rang my number and a guy answered !!! " where are you " he said and " I will be there in Two mins "
sure enough he turns up ( on a pushbike ) with my phone Kinda rough looking skinny guy ! Anyway I gave him
a tenner for finding my Phone and he was made up :sunny: " I can get Chippy now " he said Awww
Funny really that All your life is in your Phone and you don't realize until you loose it ??
My wallet just has money and cards in it, these things are easy to replace

 

It just hit me. Took me a few weeks to realize it. Short attention span I my part.

Spectacles
Scratched
Scratcho

All are different members, I subconsciously read their posts as the same member. Sorry, no disrespect to anyone. It was probably having alot of the common letters that threw me off.

S-c-t-a-c

Or

The (S)'s in a row or the (t)'s in a row. I dont know??? Just one of my posts that makes no sense I guess.

 

I Suggest You Seek Immediate Medical And Mental Health Intervention........ :yikes:



Cheers Glen.

 

Can you be my counselor Glen?

DR. GLEN.
We just gotta figure out a way to work around your schedule. Could we work afternoons? Two to four? Three to five? Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrCEhRNgGHY


Cheers matey

 

Cheers Pete.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Shucks, you guys!

Get a room!

 

Ohh I thought I lost my purse this morning. Was squished in the car seat.

 

Or a darkened parking lot.

 

Saturday morning ...may as well wake and bake because its overcast outside.....wont be cutting the grass any time soon....still havnt got the tractor running...I will check the cap vent later today

 

boarder and his buddy just headed back behid my property into the bush to look for turkys.....bearded toms to be exact.......ive never eaten wild turkey before

 

^ I've drank quite a few wild turkeys. Tastes like chicken though.