For those of you who don't know, there is a show called "Naked and Afraid" in which they take two strangers, a man and a woman, drop them off in some God forsaken jungle or desert with only one tool each of their choosing, a map and not a stitch of clothing. The goal is to survive for 21 days and hike to a predetermined extraction point.
Pretty cool show.
So who do you think would make a good pairing for Naked and Afraid?
Name the couple, the location, what tool each would choose, and the outcome of the show.
it can be celebs, fictional characters, HF members, but has to people the community here would recognize.
I'm gonna go for the brass ring right off the bat and go with;
Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton in the African Savanna
The Trumpster chooses as his survival tool his cell phone so he can Tweet about Hillary.........too bad there is no cell phone service where he is headed.
Hillary chooses some industrial strength foundation makeup, heaven forbid the camera got a shot of her zombified pallor.
It goes ok for about 48 seconds until Donald begins talking.........
after two hours in the African sun Hillary's makeup dries and hardens locking her face in a morbid "Jokeresque" grin, and Donald is still rambling on and trying to Tweet.
After another 26 hours of Trump's incessant moronic rambling Clinton commits suicide by running into a pack of hyenas. They all get the runs.
Donald continues to ramble on about his self importance for the remaining time and would have won, but he complained about the lack of room service and then he stepped on a thorn while hiking out, filed a lawsuit against the producers and we have to wait at least another two years before we find out if he finished the challenge.