Almost 58 And Ive Never Had Sushi

Sorry to get off subject but what's the deal with beef in Chinese food? That shit is far from any beef I ever had anywhere else. It really gives new legitimacy to the cat rumors...I bet cats like sushi, they can have mine.

 

I agree, those black beans don't make it any nicer either..
Never thought of Chinese rearing cows tbh!

 

True, we westerners helped to perfect it: sweet n sour chicken in China consists of a dead bird in an egg :-D

 

So a chicken egg

 

i sincerely hope nobody took my "eat old fish for practice" suggestion seriously; that's probably actually dangerous...

 

everyone was so serious ..but yes,,,no old fish...yuck.....you see...or at lleast I see the salted fish at he market...head and all

 

Vagina doesn't smell or taste anything like fish. It's a fallacy. It's cock that smells like fish. damn it.

 

Fixed

 

cock smells like chicken.

 

http://www.13newsnow.com/mb/news/nation-now/the-internet-is-freaking-out-over-this-giant-chicken/423914379

Now that's a big cock... that smells like chicken.

 

You're a fortunate man. Vaginas really can smell fishy...

 

https://youtu.be/bc6v8IUe_0g

This movie is a really funny summary of what you should know.
I like sushi regular and maki rolls. I don't usually stray from those two choices but will try things once in awhile.

I hope you do watch the clip.

 

The first time I ate sushi I thought the little wad of wasabi was avocado so I popped the whole thing into my mouth. :bigcry: