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Almost 58 And Ive Never Had Sushi




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#1 rollingalong

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Posted March 19 2017 - 06:39 AM

It's just never happened. I'm turning 58 in october and I feel incredibly lonely. I've rejected sushi so many times it sickens me, and I guess I'm just not fucking hungry. The below image isnt me.
 
What do I do? Do i solicit a sushi chef, try to find an ugly girl that owns a sushi bar?, or just shit myself?

 

 

 

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#2 youfreeme

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Posted March 19 2017 - 06:45 AM

Meh, you aren't missing much, in my opinion. 

 

Maybe go to the store or a sushi restaurant and buy some?  Whatever feels right, man.


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#3 penguinsfan13

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Posted March 19 2017 - 06:49 AM

Start with some old sushi to get experience.
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#4 Pressed Rat

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Posted March 19 2017 - 06:52 AM

Go down on a cheap prostitute.


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#5 youfreeme

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Posted March 19 2017 - 07:00 AM

Go down on a cheap prostitute.

 

Jesus Christ. 


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#6 I'minmyunderwear

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Posted March 19 2017 - 07:57 AM

it's really not that great.  it's ok, i'll eat it if it's there, but i'm pretty sure all the people who claim it as their favorite food are actually just trying to sound cultured and in reality they'd rather eat a pizza.


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#7 Sapphire Soul

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Posted March 19 2017 - 08:19 AM

Fish is good for the brain.


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Posted March 19 2017 - 08:22 AM

You could start by buying some rice, seaweed and fish. Leave them together for a while and see where things go.



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Posted March 19 2017 - 08:24 AM

I seriously never properly indulged in sushi neither. But age is just a number ;)
Happily my friends don't really pressure me :)

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Posted March 19 2017 - 08:25 AM

I love the part of the song wish by nine inch nails where he says "give me one last fish fuck"

doo be doo be doo, beware of the penguins.





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