With A Toaster..

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  1. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    What if the thread title would be written with toaster between ''? I predict an increase in views :p
     
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    what exactly is a hippie and why am I not one with a toaster..
     
  3. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    There is someone I would like to smack with a toaster. :)
     
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  4. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Foreheads in a toaster.
     
  5. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    At one with your toaster.
     
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  6. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Forever toasted.
     
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    Can So Much Frequent Anal Do Damage On Her Rectum With A Toaster..
     
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  8. riverman18

    riverman18 solid gold brass

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    How To Argue For Gun Control With A Toaster

    What Are You Drinking At The Moment With A Toaster?

    Why Don't I Have A Decent Job Yet With A Toaster?

    I'm Stuck In IKEA With A Toaster
     
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  9. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Trump Revealed As Sub Genius And R. Crumb Takes Him On With A Toaster!
     
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  10. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    This is my favorite way of making toasted sandwiches. We have one of these and just a flat press. I prefer the one that cuts and seals the bread though.

    As kids we'd butter both sides but I don't do that anymore lol. I have to clean it after use now hehe. Can't just leave it for mum. :D
     
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  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i'd rather go for a walk with a red panda then with a toaster.
    when i was little i sat up all night in the back yard with a toaster.
    its also fun to read your fortune cookie with a toaster.
    (but they're much easier to read with a fox)
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Grumpy Old Toaster Syndrome....

    How Do You Feel About Having To Listen To Loud Toasters...

    Coping With Development Of Psychic Toasters... :)



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    I bought the best toaster at an estate sale, after having a crappy one for so long. It has an alarm that beeps when the toast pops up so I can hear it. My old one was silent, and the toast continued to bake to a crisp.
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    with a toaster with a toaster..
     
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    Some Of My Fetishes Including, Beastie, Daddy/mommy, Crossdressing, Self Sucking With A Toaster..
     
  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Damn That Sounds Really Cool.....But One Quick Question Before I Try It......Do I Disconnect The

    Power Cord Or Does That Spoil The Buzz.....??... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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    Married Women's Views On Cuckolding Relationship With A Toaster..
     
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    Ill admit I was a little drunk when I posted this. But thanks for all the LOLZ. I really thought about it when making some toast and I was reading hipforum on my phone. like those children games, end every sentence "with a banana" .. I just thought "toaster"..

    Unbalanced Threesomes With A Toaster...
     
  19. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    What's the point of having 10 toaster setting when they all burn after the third?

    There should be 3 total settings.

    1. Off
    2. Work
    3. Fucken nuke it.
     
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  20. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    No Surprises There Folks......39 Replies And 284 Views......And Methinks Things Are Only Just

    Starting To Heat Up.......Soon This Thread Will Be As "Warm As Toast".....[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
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