If your partner has a gripe with you for socializing online I think that's a warning sign already. That's pretty possessive and just shows clear lack of confidence in the relationship. It's hip Forums lol. It's 90% lying old men and 10% stoners. My miss reads the thread titles here and just laughs. She thinks they are appalling and frankly just sad. So do I but I get a laugh out of it deep inside like I hope half the dumb shit is kinda true just because LOL. I don't believe any of the wife sharing stories at all, not on this forum, a swinging forum with credible valid members, sure.. but not this one. A site full of lying old men.
Doesn't roll off the tongue as well though. I say it because I get it from a couple songs and I like the lyrics. An old county road runs by my house and ends on the river bank, in '73 they shut the ferry down. Back up the roads a church and store with a bench full of lying old men in the middle of a wide spot they call town. And then also this one. From the time I could walk he'd take me with him to a place called the green frog cafe, and it was old men with beer guts and dominos, lying about their lives while they played But mostly the first song. basically because I can picture it, like I know grumpy old people. so I can picture that song in my head. The river, the store and church... I can see it in my town already, and I can the bench full of lying old men too.