Bill Gates Predicts Imminent Zombie Apocalypse

Discussion in 'Conspiracy' started by The Walking Dickhead, Dec 30, 2016.

  1. The Walking Dickhead

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    What do you mean like knocking shops?
     
  2. Wu Li Heron

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    Any kind of convenience store where its in and out real fast. Especially ones run by Hindus.
     
  3. The Walking Dickhead

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    Colon cleansing?
     
  4. Asmodean

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    Takes awhile. Wouldn't call it a convenience either.
     
  5. Wu Li Heron

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    That would be a sure sign, especially if it is difficult to tell the difference between what is coming out of you and going in.
     
  6. Asmodean

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    Also... not sure it is most commonly done by hindus! !
     
  7. The Walking Dickhead

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    This stuff will purge all your filth. I wasn't suggesting you empty your bowels in the shop, what kind of people are you?

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  8. Asmodean

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    A smoke and some coffee in the morning makes all this unneccesary. I suspect it prevents flu also. Will mail Bill!
     
  9. themnax

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    how does this even remotely apply to what i said? or is in any way implied by it?

    one could split heirs over definitions, but otherwise, yes of course zombies are bull shit. but enough with the walking dead smoke screen,
    ecopocalypse is very real, and at this point, its only a matter of degree, as to the results of its inevitability.

    ecopocalypse isn't noah's flood. there isn't that much water in all the ice on the planet. but there is enough change coastlines.
    to inundate low lying agricultural regions, and turn them into breeding grounds for rapidly mutating new forms of disease.

    and diseases mutating and multiplying faster then names can be invented for them, let alone cures found,
    fits the pattern of how nature solves the population of a species getting as far out of balance with its environment as our has.

    not that reducing the human population would be a bad thing at all. far from it.
    for everything other then all of us who will suffer, and mostly die, from the process.
     

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