Amy Schumer To Play As Barbie In Upcoming Film

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  1. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    At first I thought this was all a joke. But apparently I was wrong. Then again because this is for real, it makes it that much funnier.


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    No, just no.
     
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I'd hate to say it and if it is true they probably picked her specifically for this reason but, she's not pretty or thin enough to pull Barbie off.

    I'm not too sure of barbies sense of humor either but I'll make a quick judgement and say Amy Schumer doesn't have the sense of humour either going off the junk she puts out on the comedy network.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    she'd be better for a miss piggy movie
     
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  4. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Lol.

    And she's always quite liberated with her weight so if she has to trim down for this role then shame on you Amy I'll never listen to a word she says again. Not that I did though, but I like being dramatic. And I know she will slim down too because that's what they do for movies. She should be ashamed with herself and I'll never listen to word she says again.

    :)
     
  5. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

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    I'm disgusted that they have cast an actress to play Barbie who is not the exact size and and proportions of the doll.

    I demand a screen-accurate actress who is unable to lift her head and has severe respiratory problems, much like John Merrick, the Elephant man.
     
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  6. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    She was good in Trainwreck.

    I'd pump her.

    Of course they should have got Poppy to play Barbie...
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    honey booboo mama?
     
  8. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    I agree. I grew up with Barbie dolls because I have a sister close to my age. Somehow I don't see a good connection between the glamorous life of Barbie, and Schumer's vagina jokes.
     
  9. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Hey, at least it's not that Lena Dunham dude
     
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  10. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    why not just get the real thing.....

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    http://www.humanbarbie.org/


    she stays so thin because she is a breatharian and only lives on air.....LOL
     
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  11. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    is that the chick that removed her ribs

    maybe I'm thinking of someone else
     
  12. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    She's got the blonde hair and blue eyes. She's cute and has nice skin.

    I'm sure if they want to impossibly shaped look, CGI can do wonders.

    -shrug- if they want her to play Barbie. Who cares?
     
  13. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Who cares can be applied to pretty much everything
     
  14. Openmind693

    Openmind693 Members

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    Yep, kinda like idgaf.
     
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  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Perhaps not so far-fetched:

    In the plot the main character gets kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough and lands in a real-world adventure.

    Short of going on a crash diet she's perfect for the role.


    Hotwater
     
  16. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I think that was Marilyn Manson. :D
     
  17. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    It could. But I would only apply it to a situation where I felt concern or another reaction was misdirected.
     
  18. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    The connection might exactly be her 'critical' vagina jokes. Half of her comedy revolves about joking about barbie-like women, how they try to get (and actually receive) special treatment and how she's not one. Coincidence?
     
  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    ???

    Doesnt she have to lose like 200 pounds first?
     
  20. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    She claims she lost weight so she wouldn’t hurt people eyes


    Hotwater
     

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