Do You Like To Ski?

Nope, still not a fan.
And I'd like to make that just January and February.

 

I like throwing snowballs. I get my dog good sometimes.

 

I use to snowboard back in the 80s. I think the winter of 1991 was the last time.

 

Probably because he doesn't avoid them but jumps towards them trying to catch them

 

Yeah i love skiing

 

Jet ski? water ski ? snow ski?

 

I tried it once but never got into.........though, in my defence I think my instructor was shit!

 

I'm Snowski. I'm a rapper and I do a lot of coke

 

Oh I make sure he's not looking then throw them at him and gets spooked then comes charging at me with big pink tongue out. Hehe.

 

I only went skiing once...but to be honest, I sat in the lounge the whole time drinking whiskey sour and watching people on the slopes fall on their asses.

 

Skis don't have fucking brakes... I hate things that don't have fucking brakes. I know this because I tried skiing once and suddenly realized skis don't have fucking brakes.

Key word "suddenly"

 

Just like ice skating, the fastest way to slow down is to fall over. I could skate fast but I could never slow down. So I just fell lol.

 

Likewise Here......But At Least I Made The Effort To Take The Ski-Lift To The Peak And Back.....

Just To See What The Fuss Was All About......



Cheers Glen.

 

The Exact Reason Why Even Though Iv'e Lived On The Land All My Life I Have Never

Ridden A Horse.........Them Haz No Brakes Either......



Cheers Glen.

 

Just go to Colorado and you will occasionally see snowbunnies topless.
Hard to ski with three hard poles, guess I'll go back to the lodge and have a few more brewskis. Dammit

 

Horses have brakes, but only they will control them lol. That's what I like about horses, they're very loyal but once their mind is made up that's it, they're stubborn. Doesn't want to walk down that road, it won't.

 

Dig your edges in

 

In which country?

 

People don’t have brakes either. Just sayin’

 

Started skiing at the ripe age of 4! Yes love it!