Questions - With A Smart Answer

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  1. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    I am a Rock Group, that has 4 members - One of which was Assassinated - Who am I?
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    ."Mount Rushmore" :D
    - Oh the simple things which doth amuse
     
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  2. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
    Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
    Interviewer: Brown one.
    Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
    Interviewer: And the black one?
    Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
    Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
    Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
    Interviewer: Black.
    Farmer: It eats grass.
    Interviewer: And the other one?
    Farmer: Grass.
    Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
    Farmer: Because the black ones mine.
    Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
    Farmer: Its also mine.
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA3Y_zqfEkk
     
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