Is There A Best Way To Ask A Pretty Woman For A Blowjob. Please?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by ColleenMFan, Nov 6, 2016.

  1. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    ? politely ?
     
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  2. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Sister thread:
    Is there a best way to slap the shit out of some rando who asks for head?
     
  3. gingeroot

    gingeroot Members

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    I've found most women, even women who enjoy sucking cock, don't like to asked to suck cock without there being a sexual implication already happening. So I'd suggest going for sex then asking for head then.

    As for that ry the tried and true, "I think you're cute and I really want to fuck you."
     
  4. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Hey beach! Get dem lips over ere, now!

    That's right, there is no nice way! Get a girlfriend first, or pay a hooker!
     
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  5. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Just find a girl with something to prove. The one that always has to do something when someone says she can't.

    Then say, "I bet you can't give me a blowjob and make me leave here with a smile on my face."

    It's not any crazier an idea than anything else mentioned here.
     
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  6. undefeated

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    yea become famous first- the you can ask
     
  7. Candybuttons

    Candybuttons Sweet Member

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    Pay her! Escort?
     
  8. mcme

    mcme lurker

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    The best way to "ask", is to not ask. Get her to think that it's her idea to please you like you've never been pleased before, and hang on for a wild ride. It takes time and effort, but the end results are well worth it.
     
  9. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EjHg-kdDG4

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  10. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Getting your partner to blow in your ears feels nicer
     
  11. tumbling.dice

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  12. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    Start with something Simple I say ! ask for a sandwich first and if you get slapped you have no chance :scholar:?
     
  13. Wu Li Heron

    Wu Li Heron Members

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    'If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow?"
    Casablanca
     
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  14. JoeyM51

    JoeyM51 Currently locked in chastity for the last 4 years.

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    Most just did it on their own. I assume it is the same these days? If not, I simply asked them to do it. If they said no I asked if they would do it if I promised to let them know before I came. They all said OK to that. I cannot remember any girl refusing me oral sex but then again, I got girls to do a lot of kinky and fetish sex things. Having what girls are attracted to goes a long way in getting girls to do things to keep you with them.
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i don't know if OP has money or not.
     
  16. aldo_s88

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    Never ask for head. Ever.
     
  17. slickbbb

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    Thats true. But what aboit extreme bjs and extreme missionary;)))
     
  18. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    Start with "Hello". "Hi" also works.

    The concept of "winning lines" was already old fashioned by the late 70s. Women don't want people to use tactics on them. You have to be yourself. And if that doesn't work, change the shape of your target and start giving other women a chance since, after all, real beauty is inside.

    Sounds like a cliche' but it's true. Outward appearance will eventually be cursed by father time.
     
  19. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member HipForums Supporter

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    I think asking for sexual favors is so lacking in good manners.
     
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  20. Just for fun

    Just for fun Live your best life

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    I find it very difficult even degrading to ask for sex. I, thru my entire life have never had to. It was always a look or a come on by the girl. My wife who is less sexual these days says, "just say the word and we go upstairs." I wind up sayong time for an oil change, or something stupid. She knows this and usually askes, "does Mr. Penis need some attention?
     

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