Is There A Best Way To Ask A Pretty Woman For A Blowjob. Please?

Hello! I'm shy around pretty women. Is there a best way to ask politely for a Blowjob or Head, please? Much thanks

 

shave your head and tell them you have one week to live?

 

Lol

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Roofies.

 

same as an ugly woman I would think

 

usually when blowjobs are on the table one is well past the shy stage with a new friend....it isn't a good idea to muster up the strength to ask strange hotties on the bus to suck your dick

 

On three occasions I've been on a bus with a hen party. One of those was at the bride to be's invitation. It's probably still not a good idea if you're shy but it might go a whole different way to if you did it on the average ride into town.

Forgetting the bus idea, there's a percentage will never do it. A percentage will give head because they are in a relationship and accept quid pro quos. A percentage will really like to do it, in varying degrees. Like has already been said you have to wait long enough to raise it and then it's about the way the two individuals relate to each other. You as a person and her as a person.

 

Excuse me miss, so sorry to bother you but would you mind giving me head? I would forever be indebted to you, ma'am.

 

Tell her how your highschool sweetheart, girlfriend of 9 years turned fiancée who you took in when she became homeless, cheated on you just one day before the wedding with the best man, whom happened to be your BFF since kindergarten, to whom you donated a kidney. Express to her how distraught you and try to convince her, eyes flooded, voice shaking, that the absolute only way you will not kill yourself that very night is if she gives you a blowjob.

Spoiler

Follow this to a T and you are almost guaranteed a great night.

 

^ I don't think you know what "spoiler" means

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls

C/S,
Rev J

 

I just pull it out and lay it on the table.

 

Don't ask, just wait till she yawns, then run up and shoot it in there

 

Take a dressing with you! But don't forget to say please!

 

Dude, try the old fashioned way. Get yourself a kinky girlfriend that likes giving blowjobs. Date and do the work like everyone else for fuck's sake. Lol.

 

I didn't ask. One night she decided she wanted to do it, so she did. That evolved into a great few minutes of 69.

 

BJ's aren't that kinky, they're only slightly more kinky than sex in missionary, which is about as non-kinky as it gets.

 

To me it's kinky cause you basically have to be subservient. I personally don't see any joy in BJ;s. They are exactly what they are a fucking job.

 

If you play it right, they'll be using you if they can give you head.

 

You would have better luck getting a guy to suck your cock . . just shut your eyes ..