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Is There A Best Way To Ask A Pretty Woman For A Blowjob. Please?




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#1 ColleenMFan

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Posted November 06 2016 - 09:23 PM

Hello! I'm shy around pretty women. Is there a best way to ask politely for a Blowjob or Head, please? Much thanks

#2 I'minmyunderwear

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Posted November 06 2016 - 09:29 PM

shave your head and tell them you have one week to live?


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#3 waveland

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Posted November 06 2016 - 10:38 PM

Lol

shave your head and tell them you have one week to live?


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Posted November 07 2016 - 07:41 AM

Roofies.

Living is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see
It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out
It doesn't matter much to me


#5 rollingalong

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Posted November 07 2016 - 07:58 AM

same as an ugly woman I would think

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Posted November 07 2016 - 08:00 AM

usually when blowjobs are on the table one is well past the shy stage with a new friend....it isn't a good idea to muster up the strength to ask strange hotties on the bus to suck your dick

#7 Dirtyquerty

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Posted November 07 2016 - 08:32 AM

....it isn't a good idea to muster up the strength to ask strange hotties on the bus to suck your dick

 

On three occasions I've been on a bus with a hen party. One of those was at the bride to be's invitation. It's probably still not a good idea if you're shy but it might go a whole different way to if you did it on the average ride into town.

 

Forgetting the bus idea, there's a percentage will never do it. A percentage will give head because they are in a relationship and accept quid pro quos.  A percentage will really like to do it, in varying degrees. Like has already been said you have to wait long enough to raise it and then it's about the way the two individuals relate to each other. You as a person and her as a person.  



#8 Meliai

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Posted November 07 2016 - 09:36 AM

Excuse me miss, so sorry to bother you but would you mind giving me head? I would forever be indebted to you, ma'am.

Edited by Meliai, November 07 2016 - 09:36 AM.

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#9 Yggdrazil

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Posted November 07 2016 - 09:54 AM



Hello! I'm shy around pretty women. Is there a best way to ask politely for a Blowjob or Head, please? Much thanks

 

Tell her how your highschool sweetheart, girlfriend of 9 years turned fiancée who you took in when she became homeless, cheated on you just one day before the wedding with the best man, whom happened to be your BFF since kindergarten, to whom you donated a kidney. Express to her how distraught you and try to convince her, eyes flooded, voice shaking, that the absolute only way you will not kill yourself that very night is if she gives you a blowjob.

 

Spoiler

 

 

Follow this to a T and you are almost guaranteed a great night.

 



#10 Piaf

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Posted November 07 2016 - 10:02 AM

^ I don't think you know what "spoiler" means
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