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#1 Pressed Rat

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Posted August 12 2016 - 05:16 AM

I want to find another job before the end of summer, and I will inevitably be drug tested for this new job.  It's been years since I've taken a drug test, and I would like to know if anyone here has had luck with any of the detox drinks on the market.  If so, what is the name of the product you used?


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Posted August 12 2016 - 05:22 AM

I really think plenty of water and temporarily abstinence is the best option. If there's no chance on temporarily abstinence I wonder why that is :P

 

But I never had to take a drug test for a job.

 

Good luck on getting the new job :cheers2: What kind of job are you focussing on if I may ask?


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Posted August 12 2016 - 08:35 AM

try something called Puri Blend at GNC, it worked for me and I have toked for years, multiple times a day. It also worked for several people I know. It's worth a try


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Posted August 12 2016 - 09:29 AM

try something called Puri Blend at GNC, it worked for me and I have toked for years, multiple times a day. It also worked for several people I know. It's worth a try

 But how do you know that yourself and those people wouldn't have passed anyway? If i smoke pot I test clean in 2-3 days at the most, but that may be because I only rarely smoke.

 

I guess if you really wanted to know for sure then smoke some weed and then drink the drink, then use a drug test on yourself and see if it's clean. Even better, you could smoke the weed, and take two drug tests, one without the drink, then one after taking the drink according to whatever the instructions say to do. The first drug test without the drink is the "control", and this is to rule out the possibility that you would have passed without the drink anyway.

 

About the drink *instructions*: if they involve anything like, drink this, then 2 liters of water in an hour then wait an additional X amount of time before taking the test then i dont know. "Real drug tests" usually test for other things, like specific gravity to ensure that the urine hasn't been diluted by means like, drinking 2 liters of water or something (which might help you pass on its own, but would fail for being diluted).


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Posted August 12 2016 - 09:53 AM

I heard that Burger King doesnt drug test


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Posted August 12 2016 - 11:05 AM

Those drinks have worked for me before although it has been several years, but I also know someone who used the same product I did and failed.

I wouldn't really trust them. If you know you're looking for a new job the best option might be to quit for a while

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Posted August 12 2016 - 11:22 AM

What sort of jobs are you looking for, PR?  I've never needed to take a drug test for any job I've applied to.  The whole thing seems absurd to me, anyway.



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Posted August 12 2016 - 11:49 AM

What sort of jobs are you looking for, PR?  I've never needed to take a drug test for any job I've applied to.  The whole thing seems absurd to me, anyway.

you probably don't live in the United States.

 

Afaik, that's the only country where this is a thing ...


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Posted August 12 2016 - 04:34 PM

i'm in the US and i've only been tested once. 

 

obviously it depends on the field.  anything where you're likely to be operating machinery, for example, you'll probably get tested.



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Posted August 12 2016 - 05:03 PM

A lot of places drug test these days unless you're working for a local business.  I am applying to work in the warehouse of a very popular grocery store chain here in the northeast, and I am certain they drug test because I applied there almost 10 years ago.  I passed the drug test at the time since I abstained from smoking, but I failed the fitness test since I was nearly 300 lbs when I applied.

 

I am probably just going to have to end up quitting temporarily.


Edited by Pressed Rat, August 12 2016 - 05:13 PM.

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