Would You Suck Yourself?

I would if I could. Tried it a couple of times when i was younger and more flexible. Couldn't do it then, and no way could I do it now. I've even had dreams where I sucked myself in the dream. Probably a good thing that I've never been able to - might never leave the house!

 

I'm not one to toot my own horn, but I would if I could.

 

...why do dogs lick their balls? ...because they can!

Maybe the real question is, would you swallow?

 

When I was younger, with some effort I could sometimes just barely lick the tip.
Now, forget it. Too far away.

 

yes, I would. And swallow.

 

Why not.

 

I oft find myself in the position where I'm looking in the mirror furiously slicing my tongue off with a razor to give oral to myself and the stapling that sucker back in my mouth before I go to work.

 

See Bill Hicks Blowjob Rant in Oral and Anal Sex.

C/S,
Rev J

 

When i was younger i could suck on the tip.

 

this seems to be more of a schoolyard conversation, and nobody wants to be the gay kid in school (well back when i was a kid at least) so everyone would deny it. after graduating i only heard one person say they never tried it and it was in a movie.

 

I discussed self suck with the guys in my dorm and everyone admitted that they were excited about the idea and had tried it. One guy I still know years later is into yoga and I bet he can do it.

 

Seen videos of guys doing it to completion. Wish i could still

 

Did It A Few Times In My Early Teens.......Nowdays I Can't Even See It Without A Mirror....... :bigcry:



Cheers Glen.

 

Yes I have and I have

 

As an early teen many of my masturbation sessions were in the bathroom at home. Many times I would linger, and see if after being turned on, I would think of something new to try. I used to love to stand on the sink with my ass facing the mirror, bent over looking between my legs, then I started shoving random objects inside me while watching in the mirror. During a stretching exercise at school one day I remember noticing how limber I was and that I could get my knees next to my head, I thought maybe I could suck myself someday so one afternoon I found myself lingering again in the bathroom and remembered this. I could not get my cock in my mouth without some help so I laid on the ground and hooked my feet under the vanity so I could pull my crotch closer to my mouth, I also placed a rolled towel under my head. I would start by getting my head close to my penis, then I would bury a hairbrush handle inside me, while masturbating, this would heighten my arousal which seemed to help with the increased discomfort of pulling my crotch close, next my tongue would touch the head of my cock, I'd pull down some more...I can see the brush inside me while I stroked wildly, the more excited I became, the more I wanted my cock in my mouth, the more ignorant I became of the discomfort. By this time, my body is stretched out and I'm ready for the final plunge, when my head went into my mouth it felt amazing especially since I had never had a blow job before, The first few times I did this, I sort of turned my head, but as time went on, I got to where I had to have my ejaculate in my mouth. After I climaxed, I invariably spat my semen out and felt shame, but it never stopped me from doing it again...the taboo of the act is always a turn on. I don't think I ever swallowed back then, something I do regularly now. The last few times I was successful decades ago, I remember how sore my neck and back were.

 

I used to be a shooter and taste better thanall they guysi sucked

 

Tried to a lot when I was in my 20's, I could only manage to get the tip in my mouth, but I plastered my own face quite often.

 

Never tasted cum better than my own. All the girls that swallowed me said i had no taste or tasted good.

 

Yes a million times I want this in the worst way.

 

Yes a million times I want this in the worst way.