Sunday Sleaze

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  1. trailblazer

    trailblazer vincennes university graduate.

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    a woman wals into a doctors office and sits down while shaking all over. the receptionist asks "what's wrong hon?" the other woman responds "m m my vibrator is s s stuck."
     
  2. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    An Aussie stockman had just got married and he and his wife stopped at an
    outback hotel on their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and
    asked for a room.
    He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good
    strong bed."
    The clerk winked, 'Do you want the 'Bridal'?' The drover reflected on this for
    a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears
    until she gets used to it"
     
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  3. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    The Sheer Nightgown....
    A husband walks into Victoria's Secrets Shop to purchase a sheer negligee for his
    wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £200 to £600 in
    price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
    sheerest item, pays the £600, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife
    and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it

    Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer
    that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
    modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the £600 refund for myself.'
    She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

    Husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for £600, they'd at least iron it!'
     
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    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    I was in bed with a woman and she said, "I want tonight to be magical".
    And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared.
     
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