Make Up A Word....

I often do....and sometimes and most times purely by accident and never intentionally. Today I was speaking with a friend of mine, and the word....

INGRASIVE flew out of my mouth. Because she knew my train of thought in the conversation, she knew the meaning right away.... I looked it up and sure enough, the word does not exist yet, so


INGRASIVE-Annoying

 

Inskanockipated...a word used by me to my kids, to say I was rushing about. They always knew what I meant

 

Junque.... Useless stuff that's too good to throw away.

 

Sharzengoober: when someone rolls around being silly in bed, upon first waking up. Often used as an excuse to lay in bed for a few extra minutes and not get up. Can be cute, or annoying, depending.

 

Dipquad... Someone that's 4 times worse than a dipshit.

 

Shingafoozled


(but you gotta drink a LOT beofer you get there ... )

 

ziptodulas..hahaha. This post is hilarious!

 

Complificent: Meaning something so Amazing that no other words need to be said.

 

Bellendiomatisism [noun]
'A sentence or phrase uttered,which immediately informs listeners that your I.Q. & shoe size,match'.

 

Pluglasticly...the art of putting your fist in your mouth, when your a bear!

 

Calminative...A good thought that instantly produces good karma.

 

Noun.

Terrafarce

.....the art of bullshiting someone about how big or how much land you actually own.

Example:

The realtor informed Ged that telling her a terrafarce is illegal in at least 60 countries.

 

Bovineexcrementallyloquacious. Known to the lexiconically challenged as.....'bullshitting'

 

zamified...highly electrically charged

 

Dingdongscreech booster!

An amplifier to take the tinie sound from your cd,s

 

chumpfucked = kind of what we all are.

 

Smalooch...The sound your sneakers make, with water in them..

 

dispenitentiaverSatisizzle

When you regretted something, but later are OK with

 

crustaceanousdisingenuous

adjective

Taking someone to eat at Red Lobster knowing full well that they are allergic to sea food. Getting by as a cheap date because you know they'll have to order "the garden salad".