to enjoy living. both creatively and harmlessly. also to keep an eye on these damd humans, and try to come up with a believable excuse for the rest of the universe not to preemptively destroy their planet for its own safety and protection.
I think the ultimate purpose of life is "to be" ... to experience conscious awareness and existence. (Anything more if up to and comes from the individual ... so I pretty much agree with TheSamantha.)
Enlarge my carbon footprint Trees are boring, no one cares about 100 s of species no one knew existed, they only care about cute ones And cyclists on the road are rude and freakin annoying, fat guys in lycra are harmful to my visual environment, they should be banned