I Was Born In The Year Of The Monkey. What Do I Do Now?

As I write this, it is the beginning of the Chinese year of the Monkey. According to a place mat at a Chinese restaurant, I once went to, I was born in the Year of the Monkey.

So what do I do now?

:daisy: :daisy:

BTW: According to news reports, the Chinese calendar is a lunar calendar. My question: is if completely lunar, like the Muslim calendar? Or, is it lunar-solar, like the Jewish calendar? (If it is completely lunar, my calculations [the place mat notwithstanding], may need revision.)

 

Stop going to Chinese restaurants...

 

Be the person that monkey is supposed to be.......And eat a banana on occasion..

 

The calendar is a 12 year cycle

 

I was born in the year of the Dragon.

What little I have followed Chinese Astrology, I have found it very accurate. I'm usually more into Astrology in general.

But trust me the Chinese version definitely has some merit.

 

Fling shit at people. But only in self defense.

C/S,
Rev J

 

Swing From A Tree Branch And Scratch Your Ass......



Cheers Glen.

 

ride someone's back....?
from there is a monkey on your back saying.

 

banana for scale..

 

Fuck like a Bonobo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82GUjPConiE

C/S,
Rev J

 

Smoke some grass.