I'm Stuck In Ikea

No Billy for you. Or Däenneris for that matter

 

I feel like there are certain stores that I go in that induce the need to shit. Luckily I know where the bathrooms are in those stores.

 

the cute little night stand i bought for 7.99 kinda looks like the rob stark one

 

uhh yeaa....

 

i've never been to an ikea store. i''ve lived in various parts of northern california, oregon, washington state and currently northern nevada. i don't think i've ever seen one any of the places i've lived. i like the idea of furnature in kit form and modular. i've probably seen their catalogues, and also pictures and models of the outside of their stores, but i've never actually seen or been in one.

 

There's a restaurant here that serves horse tartare. I haven't tried it yet but I want to go soon.

 

I wish cars were like Ikea

Assemble modular parts yourself, you didnt need to wait for overpriced parts that only fit one model, each modular part could fit any car

 

Just a heads up, I am actually going back to Ikea tomorrow. I plan on emptying my bowels before I go this time and ive printed out a map of the store for an easy exit. Although it seemed they were doing a bit of construction in there last time so it might throw me off again. Stay tuned.

 

I've only been to Ikea once, several years ago.

I'll be interested to hear about your next trip.

 

ugh, i can't stand reading trip reports. they wouldn't be that interesting if they were entirely honest, but they're made even worse by the extreme exaggeration that always goes into each experience. "i ate half a hit of acid and found my self in an alternate dimension." sure you did bro.

 

Like a true hero



"I'm going in...!"

 

What movie is it where someone does a dump in a non functioning department store toilet.

I have a very vague memory of something like that from either a very lame comedy, or a zombie movie

 

I'm not sure but I do recall the fantastic toilet scene from Trainspotting (after the protagonists opium suppository started to work).

 

In the jackass movie daveegland goes into a hardware store and shits in one of the display toilets lol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoW8bbyaXbw

 

OMG

 

Theres that, but i think im thinking dawn of the dead or is it zombieland

Something about someone taking a dump in a toilet, someone else says no dumbass the display ones dont work

Guess ill have to watch both again......just for that

 

well im home from work and just got back from the beach. Prepping now for my trip to Ikea later today. I need an ironing board (they have one for like 10 bucks) and an iron if they sell those, which i dont think they do. I was using a steamer but it didnt work well so i returned that POS