I'm Stuck In Ikea

It's been 6hrs since your last post, are you dead?

 

^ He opened the drawer of a desk on display and dumped it. Someone made a video and it went viral.

He hasn't posted because they took his phone away when they put him under arrest.

 

i thought ikea was a brand of cheap furniture, didn't realize they had their own stores.

anyway,

 

LOL

 

Gross. They are horse meat.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/26/world/europe/ikea-recalls-its-meatballs-horse-meat-is-detected.html?_r=0

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309753/Ikea-considers-putting-meatballs-containing-horsemeat-BACK-shelves-Sweden.html

 

what's gross about horse meat? other than the fact that it's not one of the usual meats that we eat, i don't see anything inherently disgusting about it.

 

I didnt feel like getting escorted out by the local police.

 

yea yea yea... i got out after about two hours just before the afternoon rush showed up. I saw some other shit I wanted to get there but was to overwhelmed by getting lost and the possbility of shitting my trousers. Ill prolly go back in a few weeks though but i plan on leaving a trail of M&Ms or someting so i know how to get back to the exit.

 

Eating horse meat will give you the trots.

 

I had carls jr and a soda at like 9am before i went. Also took a magnesium supplement last night so im sure that played a role.

 

Did you have the meatballs while you were there?

 

No I didnt eat any of their food. It was tempting but I couldnt hold in my diarreha anymore so as soon as I saw the exit I made a bee line for my car.

 

Fixed

 

Fear and Loathing in Ikea

 

I'll have you know I was 100% sober.

 

Magnesium Citrate will send you.

Take the other Magnesium.

 

i'd go to ikea before i'd go to wall-mart. but if they don't allow the aged or infirm to use their employee rest rooms, if they don't have public ones, i don't think i'd go there either.

 

Burger King has admitted to having horse meat in some of its burgers, including its trademark Whopper burgers.

The chain has so far only admitted the fact to the extent of its United Kingdom franchises, but that may not go a long way to satisfying customers who no doubt will be outraged at the news.

The admission is a huge U-turn on a previous denial by the fast food restaurant; just two weeks ago Burger King denied that there was any presence of horse meat in any of its burgers.

According to the Daily Mail, Burger King has said, “The contaminated burgers were made by the Irish-based processing company, Silvercrest, which is part the ABP Foods Group.”

Just last month there was a huge outcry after it was found that burgers sold in a number of supermarket chains in Ireland and the United Kingdom contained traces of horse meat.


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I hate being in their stores but certainly not everything what they sell. They have some pretty good and clever designed stuff.

So? Horses die too. Why not eat them? Horse meat is not that gross.

 

[SIZE=10.5pt]There’s like one Ikea in all of New England so the choice is clear – Sears [/SIZE]


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