Ask An Insipidly Inept Question, Get An Incredibly Earnest Answer.

I'd like to think 'not very many-if any at all'-because looking at what humans have done with the ones already discovered,does NOT fill me with pride. Unless missiles,nuclear arsenals,machine guns and germ warfare count as huge steps toward amicable global integration. Sad-but true. First ones there will 'claim' it...the rest is already history...

Tell us the SILLIEST joke you know...doesn't have to be the funniest,just the silliest...

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!


Know any scandal?

 

Yeah but I was watching to much tv at the time so I skipped it.

If blacks were the first people and they have the dominant genes in physical features, how did so many white people come about?

 

blacks have better lovers? Jees can't believe I'm saying this lol

Do you wanna dance?

 

Me? DANCE? ...well,gimmee a tree and let's BOOGIE,Toots!

If the Earth is a sphere-how come I can't see the same distance in all directions???

 

Your eye lids need a lift!

What makes yeast make flour rice when water is added?

 

Hydro-molecular activation,which causes sub-molecular oxygen to triplicate...which in itself causes expansion.

To YOU;If plastic were totally banned,would it be a bad thing? JUST plastics?

 

For me it would, it's gonna be my job.

Will someone watch from my phone camera while it's in my pocket?

 

If you want, which pocket? Oh wow! You got a hole in your pocket!

Did William really tell? Is so, what did he tell?

 

Yes, he told his friends he hates it when people go around saying that he shot an apple of his son's head with a bow and arrow, because it was actually done with a crossbow and bolt.

What do crickets do in their spare time to have so much to talk about at night?

 

Have sex.

How did people build thing that could be so precise that they could write words on a grain of sand...without having machines that are that accurate.

 

Tom Thumb helped! And lots and lots of spectacles!

Who thought of the words to some things? Like compositor!

 

The Word-o-maker People Person! (??) lol

Why is it raining in May and was flowering in April this year? (actually, this is a legit question. But I just want to bump this thread tho )

 

Depends on where you are.

Why does food always turn brown.

 

because purple shits would be weird




why do we only have one moon?

 

because one is special. 2 or more would have made it less special.

what kind of ant are you?

 

im an uncle ant



where did the time go?

 

(Depends where you are. Hahahaa)

I am really bad at this, but I love reading them...


Time went to someone who needs to kill it.


Lol why do these chirping birds annoy me but not others??


(Actually, they are not so bad right now. And I do love a good birdsong, just not always when I am trying to sleep )

 

Seems like you gave a better answer than I could of.

Why do cars in front of you speed up when you switch lanes?