Suckselfwithhose

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by easypleas, Jun 7, 2015.

  1. easypleas

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    Suckown Dick with hose anyone else do it
     
  2. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Nocantsayiveevertriedit
     
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  3. jmadre

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    Couldyoubemoredescriptive? Whatdoyoumean"with hose"?
     
  4. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm sure that he's referring to an industrial strength vacuum hose. You know, the kind that will rip your genitals right off your groin.

    I'm told that there's nothing quite like the orgasm you get when you're bleeding out from both femoral arteries! :)
     
  5. jmadre

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    Ohhhh, I see. Yea........ I can see the pleasure one can get from that kind of stimulation, seems like the best method, right?
     
  6. Wheeliegirl

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    I dunno but I'm damn sure it would work on my little clit too! *runs off to the shed*
     
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  7. easypleas

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    I meant something like a tube etc use your mouth suck until cum.
     
  8. rollingalong

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    ok....just went and tried this with my garden hose....50 footer....I came 10 minutes ago but I;m still trying to get the jizz down to my mouth end
     
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  9. jmadre

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    Very clever! It didn't even occur to me to use it that way,,
    Hope you enjoy ;),, and mind the excessive negative pressure/ suction
     
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  10. jmadre

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    Ahh, I understand now. I haven't tried it before. When I do, I'll post detailed account of the process & perhaps tips for making it better...

    Do you have any reference material for this method?
     
  11. jmadre

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    Still rotf lmfao!
    Good one, rolling along!
     
  12. buzzgunner

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    See, now I know guys on this forum that would say that, using a 50' garden hose, would only leave about 20' between the tip of their cock and the other end of the hose. You don't suppose they were stretching the truth, do you?
     
  13. rollingalong

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    the hose cant make you a sandwich afterwards either
     
  14. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    Damn.
     
  15. rollingalong

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    on the pro side....hose never insists on a condom
     
  16. scratcho

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    Ahhh--takes too long. I beat mine with a fungo bat 'till it's so scared it comes.
     
  17. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Dude! I thought your wife could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  18. Biwing

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    I just put mine in my mouth and reap the rewards ................... Honestly!!!
     
  19. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Doesn't a garden hose only have a 1/2 inch diameter?
     
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  20. Irminsul

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    That's exactly what I thought too. So instead of laughing with him, I started laughing at him. :D
     

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