Worst things you've heard from a partner

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by dark_river, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Now That You Mention It, I Do Remember Saying That To You In

    The Heat Of The Moment When The Lights Were Out...[​IMG].

    Whoooooops......:leaving:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  2. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I thought you said Garth Brooks. Haha
     
  3. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    1) ".....It hurt to sit for a few days"

    2) ".....It tasted very bitter"

    Update:
    I have been rebuilding trust on number 1 (still haven't done since my fail)

    I taste great now.(fixed it) even I enjoy the taste of me .
     
  4. OldDude2

    OldDude2 Newbie

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    Can I have three?
    1. You never gave me an orgasm.
    2. None of our children are yours.
    3. I never really loved you.

    (This was after 30 years of marriage and 4 children I thought were mine)
     
  5. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    'How's the water?'

    Sorry Olddude, reflex! Couldn't resist :p
     
  6. John1234567

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    After years of having crazy sex with one lover they say " we were never friends"

    Another said " just had sex with your friend"

    During sex one said "my boyfriend is calling, I have to go"

    After telling me about all the people she had sex with in a crazy week she tells me she thiks she is pregnant and its mine...,,

    "Could you use a condom or not cum in me please, you are making my pussy smell"
     
  7. Katravenclaw

    Katravenclaw BottemsUp

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  8. Papa1441

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    Sorry but I gotta know more to that one
     
  9. Katravenclaw

    Katravenclaw BottemsUp

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    First and ONLY time having sex on satin sheets. He's significantly bigger than me... Sasquatch vs hobbit. One Good thrust and I slipped right off the bed. Smacked into the wall. There were tears. There were appologies. Then there was ice cream.
     
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  10. Papa1441

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    Ice Cream is Good!!! Anal Sex is Better
     
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  11. lmm00

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    “It didn’t really do anything for me but I’m glad you enjoyed it.”

    That was the first (and only obviously) night that my husband tied me up. I love him dearly but sometimes he has no tact. It was a big fantasy of mine and he destroyed it with those words.
     
  12. Gene London

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    So I ended a long drought with a date with a professional ballerina, she was chiseled like a statue without an ounce of body fat. She was also drop dead gorgeous so we went out to lunch and as we flirted through our meal we got more and more turned on. In no time she wanted to leave so I paid the bill and we headed back to my place. We got to my room and she had shed her blouse and dropped her skirt so she was wearing a lace bra over her small hard breasts and a garter belt and stockings with no underwear. I almost lost it right then, she approached and started unbuttoning my shirt while I dropped my trousers and once I was naked she pushed me back and climbed on top.

    I am a little better than average and she was very petite but not real tight so I slid in with ease and I was so excited I blew in a few seconds, it took me by surprise and I was embarrassed that I did not last longer so I just kept going. After a few minutes I was still inside but the tire was flat so there was not much, she was grinding her clit on my pubic bone and she said "I can't feel you" :openmouth:. At that point I had to fess up that it was too much and I would need some time to recover to go again. She said she was not waiting and rolled over and guided my head down to her wet cum soaked pussy and I went to town. I did get her off and it was a nice afternoon for both of us but I think she really needed someone well above average so that was our only date.

    Nice memory though - definitely the hottest hardest body I was ever with.
     
  13. I messed up once by reciting Bill Cosby's "Hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin" during sex. I was doing so well, but my boner went down.
     
  14. Ydnar

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    I was 20 in college on a double date with another "first date" couple. We went to separate movies at the same theater and ours got out first. We went back out to the car and sat in the back waiting for the others. I asked her "What do you want to do?". She said "Not what you want to do."

    The whole thing quite literally ended there.
     
  15. iamjustme

    iamjustme Wishful thinker HipForums Supporter

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    Oh too many, and only from my first wife.
    "Hurry up"
    "C'mon already, I want to go to sleep"
    "why don't you just roll over and finish yourself, I am tired of cleaning up"

    Among many others just like it.
    Eventually the marriage became sexless, gee I wonder why?
     
  16. Lovnflman

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    "Put it the rest of the way in!" I was all the way in, and I'm not "small"!

    Hearing and smelling her fart while orgasming while I was going down on her.

    Her calling out her ex husband's name during sex. It came to an immediate halt!
     

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