Is this joke funny?

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Fairlight, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Well,we are obviously on opposite sides of the spectrum,as I've very rarely liked any of your posts.
     
  2. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    made me smile
     
  3. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    At least they ASKED ... I've lost count of the number of times I watched helplessly as they poured the milk and offered it to me.

    I always declined to take it, smiled sweetly, and said "I normally have my black coffee with a little bit less milk than that"
     
  4. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I was attending a course today. As I've been at work all last night,I was asked by 'mine host' if I'd like a hot brew' "Yes please-tea,strong,white,no sugar".

    Two minutes later,I get my mug of tea delivered...and he says
    "You said you don't take sugar,so I only put two in!"

    He was totally genuine earnest,he could see NOTHING wrong with that..
     
  5. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Oh

    My

    Giddy

    Aunt!!!!!!!!
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    S'totally true,Beachy.
    He said he hadn't stirred it,so I could leave the last bit if it got too sweet.

    Still-he meant well......
     
  7. jagerhans

    jagerhans Far out, man. Lifetime Supporter

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    cute, but just.
     
  8. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Bloke walks into a pet shop-"I want to buy a fly"

    "Sorry,we don't sell flies"

    "So why do you keep them in your window?"
     
  9. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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  10. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    This is a true story. I am at the pumps putting fuel in my smart car and a guy is on the other side of the pumps putting fuel in his truck. He leans to my side, looks at the car and starts asking me a couple questions about it. The last question was "I hear those run on solar power"? "Yes they do" I said as I continued to pump fuel into my little car. He drove off That much smarter that day.
     
  11. mishell

    mishell Member

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    Funny.........I liked that, sort of tickled my chuckle.
     
  12. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I went to a fancy-dress party naked,as was the girl I gave a piggy-back to.
    Joe,who's party it was,asked me what I'd come as...
    "A tortoise,Joe."
    "Oh....who's that on your back?"



    [wait for it...]




    "Oh-that's Michelle".
     
  13. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Well puggy, I'll give you this ... you sure know how to make a girl groan!
     
  14. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Sorry hon. I haven't even spoken to a girl for yonks,let alone make one groan.
    ok,try this one;

    Did you know Albert Einsteins rapper name was MC Squared?
     
  15. King Names

    King Names Members

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    Pure bull tooth. Ever had one? I beat mine!

    I just pulled it out myself. No complications either.

    On another note what is:

    HELLYESNESSES?
    SICKASSNESSES?

    Nasty, Yet SEXY!
    Filthy, Though HOT!
    & Soilly, But BEAUTIFUL!
     
  16. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "Innuendo Man-you've come!"
     
  17. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    What did Van Gogh say when Gaugin asked him if he wanted another pint? "It's okay - I've
    got half 'ere..."
     
  18. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    I would have he woulda said "What"?
     
  19. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    assholiness
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    thedope is addicted to drinking brake-fluid....but he says he can stop easily.
     

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