I live in a Muslim country

Though I'm pretty muscular, and generally incredible as a man.. I never seem to be able to get laid here; though I do when I'm abroad with foreign peers and friends. The prettiest, sexiest girl at my college recently decided to wear the Islamic Hijab.. and a chick I was flirting with the other day never gets the hint.. 'till I figured out she doesn't even know what "happy tissues" are, let alone "sperm", let alone the fact that guys watch porn often. Oh, and she doesn't know how babies are made. (I told her shortly afterwards.) She thought of me as a 'pure innocent' guy. She thought that of all guys.

She told me most of her friends are like this, too, it's likely that 90% of the single female population where I live are virgin.

Any creative solutions that doesn't involve an escort, or playin' with a girl's heart, or ugly girls, or going abroad for the meantime?

 

LOL!
But seriously though, wtf is a happy tissue ?

 

You have to be generally incredible as a man to know that.

 

Aww that sucks! I'll have to work on that.

 

Conversion and marriage, probably.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Happy Tissues

 

.:willy_nilly:..........:rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

What He Used To Clean Up After He Made This Thread...



Cheers Glen.

 

I meant to say virgin, fixed, thanks

 

This is the first time I ever heard anyone say "happy tissue" and I don't consider myself as being particularly sheltered. I really don't see why girls from a sexually oppressed culture would know what that is.

I've always considered Muslim girls as off-limits because of their religious stances. I'm not particularly religious, especially where Islam and Christianity are concerned, so the last thing I want is to put myself in situations where I have to exercise those religious practices. And that's what it's essentially about when it comes to "getting laid" in, let's say, the Islamic culture. You get married to a Muslim girl, and you can have sex with her as much as you like. But as odon has pointed out, conversion to Islam from whatever you are religion wise, may, and most likely, be necessary.

Bottom-line: if your only interest is in getting laid, then pretty much you're in a wrong country in my opinion. Now, you DID imply that you wouldn't want to play with a girl's heart. How about you put sex in the backseat and focus on the relationship aspect with someone you can really connect with? I mean, if you're as incredible as you say you are, then you should be able to do that. Hell, I don't think I'm that incredible and even I can do that, so I'm sure you can do that better than I can, you know?

All the best.

 

Nicely put

 

Thanks. *tips hat*

 

There must be some foreign women living in your country.

You didn't tell us where you live, though.

Are there any legal consequences for having sex without being married?
Would it get you in serious trouble with the woman's family?

 

Yeah, those Muslim countries don't take kindly to hanky panky. They might chop of a hand or something, or worse, a head.

 

Lol just be a friend and explain what sex is and she will come around

 

And Then He Will Get Stoned To Death For Having Sex Out Of Wedlock...



Cheers Glen.

 

To be fair, it's probably a more liberal Muslim country...so, no stoning's at dawn, I would imagine...

 

haha yeah but once she knows about sex and she and him really like each other, they can get MARRIED!

 

Do You Understand How The Islamic Faith Works....???

How About Backing Off With The "Lol's" And "Ha Ha's" And Take The Time

To Do A Bit Of Research Before You Post....



Cheers Glen.

 

I am a muslim for your information, so yea

 

But do you live in a Muslim country?